Your morning meal may not contain enough protein.
Basic breakfast: Bowl of cereal with milk
Basic breakfast: Egg and cheese on a roll
Basic breakfast: Butter or jelly on toast
Basic breakfast: Yogurt
Basic breakfast: Oatmeal made with water
Basic breakfast: Smoothie with milk or yogurt
Basic breakfast: Homemade muffin
Basic breakfast: Banana on the run
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.