Cucumber calms the rash.
Banana peel cools the itch.
Apple cider vinegar kills the poison.
Baking soda speeds up recovery.
Oatmeal bath soothes the itch.
Aloe vera beats the burn.
Rubbing alcohol prevents spreading.
Lemon juice eliminates oil.
Running water lessens severity.
Cold compresses reduce rash.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.