Andy Simmons

Just be glad the Three Little Pigs aren't your Airbnb host.

We’ve checked with some patriotic organizations about how best to display Old Glory based on the U.S. Flag Code. These are not laws—no one’s going to jail for disregarding them. But should you wish to fly the Colors, here are a few tips.

Our expert panel of eight comedy legends met over pickles and pastrami to select the ten most hilarious jokes in America. Below are their choices.

Craving a heart attack? Check out the fare at your local State Fair.

Tom Markle and Doria Ragland request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter, Rachel Meghan Markle, to Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor on the nineteenth of May, two thousand and eighteen.

The best-laid schemes of mice and men often end in handcuffs.

What do Apple, Amazon, Baskin Robbins, and Toblerone have in common? Their logos each hide an unbelievable code.

April 13th falls on a Friday this year. And many of us superstitious types will do our best to stay safe. But there are days on the calendar that have seen far more than their fair share of rotten stuff happening, according to OnThisDay.com.

If you want to find out how it feels to sound smart, try out some of these clever jokes.

Statistically, what happens on this superstitious day is no more bizarre than what goes on during any other day of the year. Well, we’ll find out if the statisticians are correct this month because Friday the 13th falls in April.

Jimmy Fallon told his audience, "The Pentagon just announced that its fight against ISIS will be called 'Operation Inherent Resolve.' They came up with that name using 'Operation Random Thesaurus.'" The weird operation names don’t stop there.

A tense confrontation turns into a game changer for one officer and the teens in the community he serves.

We lie when we’re trying to appear likable. We lie when we’re trying to appear competent. And sometimes we lie simply because we’re deceitful jerks. A University of Massachusetts study found that 60 percent of people lied at least once during a 10-minute conversation and told an average of two to three lies. Here are some of our favorite fibs.

She was the only one who could fit through the septic tank's small hole. Without hesitation, she went in to save a two-year-old's life.

Do you long to be the funniest pompous twit in the room? Memorize these!

Once in a while, someone in a position to know better responds to a truly dim-witted suggestion with, “Sure, what the heck, let’s try it,” and beyond all expectations, it succeeds.

We've all seen those "As Seen on TV" infomercial products, but which ones really work and which ones are duds? Here's our take on ten of them.

Most businesses could not care less how you say their name as long as you spell your name correctly on the credit card slip. But in case you’re wondering, here are the incorrect and correct ways to say …

The truth about when to turn off lights or use your air conditioner.

From screwing up the turkey to tackling Black Friday on a full stomach, here's how you’re going to goof up.

Need to tickle a skeleton’s funny bone? Try one of these.

IKEA furniture comes with more instructions than that crying infant you’ve brought home from the hospital or the grumpy teenager who won't talk to you. Here, parenting advice all petrified fathers should keep in mind.

Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but sloppiness is a lot easier. And there are loads of benefits to being messy, too.

“I felt like Erin Brockovich. Here’s little me against big Wells Fargo.”

For some of us, October 31st is the most fun day of the year. For others, it’s the spookiest. And here’s why …

You don’t have to be a teacher to laugh at these true tales — but haha quotient may make you wish you did.

From penicillin and anesthesia to saccharin and silly putty, chance played a major role in some of the world's great inventions.

The Reader's Digest humor editor burned the midnight Bunsen burner looking for gags that would have had his school's science department howling.

Jonathan Turner was passed from veteran to veteran as he traveled home from California to Georgia.

James Madison wrote a lot of them, some just didn't make the cut.