Q: Knock Knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: Felix.
A: Felix who?
Q: Felixausted, let me in!
Lean Forward
Q: Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
A: That’s just how I roll.
Spelling mishap
Q: Erin, spell mouse.
A: M O U S.
Q: Yes–and what’s on the end of it?
A: A tail?
CATEGORIES
- Animal Jokes
- Animal Puns
- Bad Puns
- Bar Jokes
- Birthday Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Cat Puns
- Christmas Jokes
- Coffee Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Corny Jokes
- Customer Service Jokes
- Cute Puns
- Dad Jokes
- Daily Life Jokes
- Diet Jokes
- Doctor Jokes
- Dog Jokes
- Dog Puns
- Dumb and Funny Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Family Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Food Puns
- Funny Headlines
- Funny Quotes
- Funny Stories
- Halloween Jokes for Kids
- Holiday Jokes
- Kids’ Jokes
- Knock-Knock Jokes
- Lawyer Jokes
- Love Jokes
- Marriage Jokes
- Math Jokes
- Math Puns
- Military Jokes
- Mom Jokes
- Money Jokes
- Music Puns
- Office Jokes
- Old Age Jokes
- One-Liners
- Political Jokes
- Puns
- Relationship Jokes
- Religious Jokes
- Riddles
- Santa Jokes
- School Jokes
- Science Jokes
- Skeleton Puns
- Sports Jokes
- Text Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Travel Jokes
- Turkey Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Weather Jokes
- Weight Loss Jokes
Corny jokes
Corny jokes are a-maize-ing.
Sushi what?
Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B?
A: Wasabi!
QUITTER
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Teddy Bears
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Toilet Talk
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.
2:30 Dentist
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty.
Burger Dance
Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance?
A: The meatball.
Duck Feathers
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Old VWs
Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
A: The old Volks home.
Dog and Phone
Q: What do a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.
Traffic Light Talk
Q: What did the red light say to the green light?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.
Beaten Up Dino
Q: What do you call a T-Rex that’s been beaten up?
A: Dino-sore.
Accidental Murder
Q: What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axe-ident.
Mustang Price
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can af-Ford.
Policeman Jokes
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You’re under a vest.
Halloween Tricks
Q: What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein.
