Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Choosing a movie? Don’t trust these extremely abbreviated plot explanations. • The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. @janmpdx • The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. @eserunsalan • Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge. @generalist • Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works. @DanSlott • […]
• I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is [email protected] • My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was [email protected] • My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with [email protected] […]