1
/
10

I Will Carry 20 Grocery Bags So I Don’t Have to Make a Second Trip
5
/
10

No, I Don’t Care if I Die at 12 A.M., I Refuse to Pass On Your Chain Letter
7
/
10

I Don’t Care if the Spider Is Not Hurting Anyone, I Want It Dead!
8
/
10

I Secretly Want to Punch Slow-Walking People in the Back of the Head
9
/
10

An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding That Some Sort of Action Be Taken
Originally Published: December 12, 2012
Originally Published in Reader's Digest