13 Funny Job Descriptions
Updated: Mar. 07, 2022
Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, asked visitors to his website to describe their job in one sentence. Here are some responses from his site and from our readers.
Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, asked visitors to his website to describe their job in one sentence. Here are some responses from his site and from our readers. My job is to: Spend most of the day looking out the window.
— Pilot
My job is to:
Run away and call the police.
— Security guard
My job is to:
Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool.
— Lifeguard
My job is to:
Copy and paste things on the Internet.
— Student
My job is to:
Talk in other people’s sleep.
— University professor
My job is to:
And here are our Facebook fans’ responses:
Shoot couples on their wedding day!
— Photographer
My job is to:
Provide therapy for laptops abused by their human owners.
— Helpdesk at an all boys high school.
My job is to:
Be a professional amateur, always wading into areas that I hardly know anything about.
— Social communications researcher
My job is to:
Be so fly!
— Flight Attendant
My job is to:
To get your message across in advertising, you pay; in PR you pray.
— PR practitioner
My job is to:
Show up even though nobody called me, get paid for an answer they knew already and to a question they never asked.
— Consultant
My job is to:
House people in.
— Property Agent.
My job is to:
Lie with statistics.
— Statistician
