Track prices online
Believe in the Invisible Hand
Try shopping on a Tuesday
You can also try shopping late
It's okay to procrastinate
Don't buy clothes before Christmas
Wait on booking those plane tickets
Use your own price scanner
Don't calculate in your head
Make a list
Load your iPod with soothing music
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.