107 New Year’s Instagram Captions to Ring in 2024
Updated: Jan. 06, 2024
Ready to share your celebratory snap with the Instagram masses? You'll love these New Year's captions.
Out with the old, in with the new … Instagram photos! It’s probably one of your annual New Year’s traditions to snap a few pics with friends, family or even just by yourself on New Year’s Eve. We don’t blame you for wanting to share your sparkling pics with the world. But the trickiest part of posting to Instagram is arguably figuring out the best caption, so we did the work for you. These New Year’s captions are full of hilarious New Year’s wishes, witty one-liners and the most inspirational New Year’s quotes, so you’ll be covered for any type of mood.
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Cute New Year’s captions
1. Out with the old, in with the new.
2. The best endings always have confetti.
3. All dressed up with a whole year to go!
4. Any excuse to wear sequins.
5. May your new year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball.
6. Less bitter, more glitter.
7. New year, new adventures.
8. Let’s toast and jam.
9. Sip sip, hooray!
10. Pop. Fizz. Clink.
11. Dress for the year you want.
12. Whether the glass is half full or half empty, make sure there’s vodka in it.
13. Cheers to 2024!
14. Sip me baby one more time.
15. *Clink Clink*
16. New year, same me.
17. See you next year!
18. New year. Same me. Bigger goals.
19. I’m ready for you, 2024.
20. All that glitters is … on my dress.
21. I remember last year like it was yesterday.
22. It’s the final countdown.
23. Cheers to the perfect reason to show off my sparkly dress.
24. Yule rock my world.
25. My New Year’s resolution is to feel this fab every day.
26. In 2024, I want everyone to look at me the way I look at fireworks.
27. I think it’s gonna be a good one.
28. Less pain, more champagne!
29. Cheers to a year even brighter than fireworks.
Funny New Year’s captions
30. I have 2024 vision!
31. Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
32. 9 p.m. is the new midnight.
33. Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.
34. Cheers to making pour decisions.
35. I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.
36. Let’s start off the new year being immediately thankful we’re not in Times Square.
37. My New Year’s resolution is 1080 pixels.
38. 365 new days. 365 new excuses.
39. No need to look for your midnight kiss. I’m right here.
40. I’m still the same person I was last year, just hungover.
41. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
42. New Year’s Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.
43. I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution, but I hate losing.
44. “Thank U, Next” —Me to 2023
45. This year, my resolution is to be more optimistic, so my glass will remain half full (with rum, vodka or whiskey).
46. My New Year’s resolution this year is to be more selective in making my bad decisions.
47. Just here to find my Troy Bolton.
48. This year, my wish is that everyone gets what they deserve in 2024. *laughs at the camera*
49. Sorry in advance for writing “2023” on everything.
50. 2023, you’re toast.
51. Save water—drink champagne.
52. The new year will be here in a Prosecco.
53. May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
54. Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year’s Eve? Because 9, 8, 7 …
55. 2023, I think it’s time we see other people.
56. I haven’t posted since last year!
57. I have champagne taste on an apple juice budget.
58. Some people like party poppers—we prefer being party poopers.
59. I would quit drinking this year, but I’m not a quitter.
Inspirational New Year’s captions
60. Sometimes, all we need is a fresh start.
61. What’s coming is better than what’s going.
62. Thanks for the mems, but time to make more.
63. I’m doing this year for me.
64. Here’s to 12 new chapters!
65. The best is yet to come.
66. Trust the magic of new beginnings.
67. Page one of 365.
68. It’s going to be a glass-half-full kind of year.
69. And so the adventure begins.
70. My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full.
71. Cheers to 365 new chances.
72. Here’s to a bright future.
73. Cherish the old and welcome the new.
74. I’m ready for good things.
Quotes as New Year’s captions
75. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” —Oprah Winfrey
76. “I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.” —The Incredibles
77. “525,600 minutes. How do you measure a year in the life?” —Rent
78. “Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” —All About Eve
79. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.” —Bridger Winegar
80. “In our perfect ways. In the ways we are beautiful. In the ways we are human. We are here. Happy New Year’s. Let’s make it ours.” —Beyoncé
81. “This could be the start of something new.” —High School Musical
82. “Raise your glass and we’ll have a cheer, my dear acquaintance, a happy new year.” —Regina Spektor
83. “Some people swear there’s no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night to celebrate the hope of a new year?” —New Year’s Eve
84. “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” —Eleanor Roosevelt
85. “It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life for me, and I’m feeling good.” —Nina Simone
86. “I’m wearing the hat. Where’s the party?” —Full House
87. “A little party never killed nobody.” —Fergie
88. “You are never too old to reinvent yourself.” —Steve Harvey
89. “A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.” —Unknown
90. “I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day.” —Taylor Swift
91. “I thought one of the perks of having a family was that you didn’t have to spend New Year’s Eve alone with Chinese food … I am alone with Chinese food.” —Sex and the City: The Movie
92. “You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” —Charlie Brown
93. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” —Bill Vaughan
94. “Woke up feelin’ like I just might run for president.” —Lizzo
95. “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
96. “Ready? Showtime!” —The Greatest Showman
97. “If you focus on what you’ve left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead.” —Ratatouille
98. “That’s all.” —The Devil Wears Prada
99. “She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.” —Kate Spade
100. “Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one … Jonah, wake up. The ball’s dropping.” —Sleepless in Seattle
101. “My vibe right now is just living life.” —Kourtney Kardashian
102. “Come quickly, I am tasting the stars.” —Dom Pérignon
103. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —Mark Twain
104. “Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.” —Brad Paisley
105. “Every day is a new day, and you’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on.” —Carrie Underwood
106. “Don’t go through life, grow through life.” —Eric Butterworth
107. “For last year’s words belong to last year’s language. And next year’s words await another voice.” —T.S. Eliot
Originally Published: November 17, 2021
