9 Funny Sleep Quotes Worth Sharing Over Coffee
Updated: Mar. 16, 2022
We guarantee you'll wake up laughing from these funny sleep quotes!
 Rise and shine? No thanks
If there’s one thing these sleep quotes get right, it’s that nothing is better than sleep.
 Mommy see, Mommy do
Maybe it’ll make you more in sync with your child, or maybe it’ll just make you look crazy. You won’t know unless you find out.
 Sleeping student
Department of Education, consider these sleep quotes as our request for an official time change for school everywhere. If you can’t sleep right at night, try a weighted blanket.Â
 Want the bed to yourself?
See? Snoring isn’t all that bad. But if the other person sharing your bed gets too annoyed, check out these snoring remedies you haven’t tried yet.
 Listen up, couples
These sleep quotes aren’t just funny; they provide thoughtful relationship advice. Whether you follow that advice or not is another issue.
 Drinking vs. sleeping
That is, unless they wake up after sleeping in on a Saturday morning. Nothing feels better than that. Find out what your brain does while you sleep.
 Prime sleeping conditions
On the one hand, you could sleep in a warm bed with comfy pillows with a roof over your head. On the other hand, you could struggle to fall asleep on the hard ground surrounded by bugs and critters. Decisions, decisions.
 Sleeping with one eye open
We can’t say we blame the calf.
 Every child’s secret weapon
And when they’re old enough to realize their strength, everything goes downhill until they move out and go to college. Don’t miss these doctor-approved secrets for better sleep.
