Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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    50 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes That Will Make Your Sweetheart Giggle

    Get ready to belly laugh at funny Valentine's Day quotes that are rich in wit, sarcasm, and clever commentary about Cupid's favorite holiday.

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    55 Funny Christmas Quotes to Keep You Laughing Through the Holidays

    Looking for the perfect funny Christmas quotes to bring cheer to even the grumpiest Scrooge? These hilarious sayings will crack...


    47 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

    Embrace the humor of the holiday with funny Thanksgiving quotes your guests will gobble up.


    40 Funny New Year Quotes to Start the Year Off with a Laugh

    New Year's can be a stressful time of year for many, but that's nothing a little humor can't fix. These...


    35 Funny Friendship Quotes to Share with Your Friends

    What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.

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    55 Paw-Some Dog Quotes to Celebrate Our Furry Friends

    There's a reason why dogs are man's best friend.


    101 Graduation Quotes That Will Inspire You to Pursue Your Dreams

    Whether you're trying to write the perfect graduation card or find some personal inspiration, we have the graduation quotes you...

    51 Wise Broken Heart Quotes That Will Help You Feel Whole Again

    You're not alone in your suffering. Regardless of the cause of your broken heart, you can emerge stronger than ever.


    40 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Will Put a Spell on You

    It's not Halloween without a little hocus pocus. Read these top Hocus Pocus quotes and get excited for spooky season!


    50 Powerful Karma Quotes on Love, Life, Rewards, and Revenge

    What goes around comes around—both good and bad. Let these karma quotes inspire you to live your best life so...


    30 Funny Wine Quotes That Will Uncork the Laughs

    Good wine and good laughs: the perfect combo.

    50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing

    Because good laughs and good coffee go hand-in-hand.


    60 Funny Family Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle

    Share these quotes to finally prove you're the funny one in the family.


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    66 Friendship Quotes to Share with Your Bestie

    These sweet friendship quotes perfectly sum up the special bond you have with your bestie.


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    50 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

    Here's looking at you, quip! These are the funny movie quotes to go ahead and make your day, punk. Lol!


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    18 Funny Wedding Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    We compiled some silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day for a married couple.

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    50 Best Disney Quotes from Your Favorite Movies

    Find a little magic in these lines from some of the Mouse House's finest flicks.


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    9 Funny Things All Online Learners Can Relate To

    Online learning has been a thing almost as long as the Internet. However, in 2020, it has grown by leaps...


    40 Funny Sayings That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing

    If you’re caught in an uncomfortable or annoying situation, sometimes the best way to get out of it is by...


    40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...


    21 Funniest Yearbook Quotes That Will Make You Crack Up

    "Brandon is the best kid in school, everyone loves Brandon." How do we know? Brandon said so. Read on for...


    15 of the Greatest Food Quotes Ever

    These food quotes will make you want to head to your favorite restaurant and fill up on a decadent meal...


    40 Comedians Reveal Their Favorite Jokes Ever

    Funny people's favorite jokes: Some of our favorite comedians, humorists, actors, and laughter lovers share the one joke that always...


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    29 Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry-Laughing

    Silence isn't golden... it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the...

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