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Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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100 Funny Inspirational Quotes for When You Need a Good Laugh to Get Moving

Let these humorous and uplifting quotes about work, life and love motivate you to get through the day

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35 Funny Friendship Quotes to Share with Your Friends

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.


108 Sarcastic Quotes That Are the Perfect Mix of Witty and Clever

Looking for a roundup of hilarious sarcasm quotes? Here they are. You're soooo welcome.


65 Totally Fetch Mean Girls Quotes That Will Inspire a Rewatch of the Movie

On Wednesdays (and every other day of the week), we crack up to these iconic Mean Girls quotes


65 Favorite Friends Quotes That Couldn’t BE Any Funnier

We're reflecting on the passing of one of our beloved "friends" with some of the funniest Friends TV show quotes...

51 Funny Work Quotes to Get You Through the Day

A few funny work quotes a day can keep the workday blues away


15 Funny Last Words That Are Morbidly Hilarious

These famous last words will have you dying of laughter

32 Funny ‘Cheers’ Quotes That’ll Have You Doubled Over Laughing

In honor of Kirstie Alley, check out quotes from the show that launched her to stardom.


30 Dolly Parton Quotes That Are Sure to Make You Smile

Take a break from your nine-to-five to read these uplifting Dollyisms.


60 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for a Sweet Giggle

Belly-laugh at funny Valentine quotes that are rich in wit, sarcasm and clever commentary about love


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55 Funny Christmas Quotes to Keep You Laughing Through the Holidays

Looking for Christmas-themed quips to cheer up even the grumpiest Scrooge? These funny Christmas quotes will crack anyone up.

47 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

Embrace the humor of the holiday with funny Thanksgiving quotes your guests will gobble up.


75 Funny New Year Quotes to Start the Year Off with a Laugh

Want to bring some humor to the holidays? These funny New Year quotes will get plenty of laughs.


40 Dog Quotes That Perfectly Capture All the Reasons Dogs Are So Special

It's well established that dogs are man's best friend. These funny and touching dog quotes will show why.


100 Graduation Quotes That Will Inspire You to Pursue Your Dreams

Whether you're trying to write the perfect graduation card or find some personal inspiration, we have graduation quotes to entertain,...


51 Wise Broken Heart Quotes That Will Help You Feel Whole Again

You're not alone in your suffering. Regardless of the cause of your broken heart, you can emerge stronger than ever.

50 Powerful Karma Quotes on Love, Life, Rewards, and Revenge

What goes around comes around—both good and bad. Let these karma quotes inspire you to live your best life so...


30 Funny Wine Quotes That Will Uncork the Laughs

Good wine and good laughs: the perfect combo.


70 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing

Because good laughs and good coffee go hand-in-hand


60 Funny Family Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle

Share these quotes to finally prove you're the funny one in the family.


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65 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

Here's looking at you, quip! These are the funny movie quotes to go ahead and make your day, punk. LOL!


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18 Funny Wedding Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

We compiled some silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day for a married couple.


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60 Best Disney Quotes That Will Delight Fans

Find a little magic in these lines from some of the Mouse House's finest flicks


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9 Funny Things All Online Learners Can Relate To

Online learning has been a thing almost as long as the Internet. However, in 2020, it has grown by leaps...


80 Funny Birthday Quotes Perfect for Cards

Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards

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100 Funny Sayings That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing

Caught in an uncomfortable, annoying or downright boring situation? Never fear: Funny sayings are here to help you laugh your...


40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...


15 of the Greatest Food Quotes Ever

These food quotes will make you want to head to your favorite restaurant and fill up on a decadent meal...


40 Comedians Reveal Their Favorite Jokes Ever

Funny people's favorite jokes: Some of our favorite comedians, humorists, actors, and laughter lovers share the one joke that always...


8 Funny Political Quotes (and Insults) You Can’t Help But Laugh At

America is a great country, but as far as put-downs go, we can learn a thing or two from our...


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29 Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry-Laughing

Silence isn't golden... it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the...