Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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    40 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Will Put a Spell on You

    It's not Halloween without a little hocus pocus. Read these top Hocus Pocus quotes and get excited for spooky season!

    45 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

    We should all embrace the humor of this holiday. Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes to gobble up with your...

    50 Powerful Karma Quotes on Love, Life, Rewards, and Revenge

    What goes around comes around—both good and bad. Let these karma quotes inspire you to live your best life so...

    30 Funny Wine Quotes That Will Uncork the Laughs

    Good wine and good laughs: the perfect combo.

    50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing

    Because good laughs and good coffee go hand-in-hand.

    60 Funny Family Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle

    Share these quotes to finally prove you're the funny one in the family.

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    66 Friendship Quotes to Share with Your Bestie

    These sweet friendship quotes perfectly sum up the special bond you have with your bestie.

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    50 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

    Here's looking at you, quip! These are the funny movie quotes to go ahead and make your day, punk. Lol!

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    18 Funny Wedding Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    We compiled some silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day for a married couple.

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    50 Best Disney Quotes from Your Favorite Movies

    Find a little magic in these lines from some of the Mouse House's finest flicks.

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    9 Funny Things All Online Learners Can Relate To

    Online learning has been a thing almost as long as the Internet. However, in 2020, it has grown by leaps...

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    30 Funny Christmas Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Holidays

    These witty words will have you laughing all the way through the holiday season.

    40 Funny Sayings That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing

    If you’re caught in an uncomfortable or annoying situation, sometimes the best way to get out of it is by...

    40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...

    21 Funniest Yearbook Quotes That Will Make You Crack Up

    "Brandon is the best kid in school, everyone loves Brandon." How do we know? Brandon said so. Read on for...

    15 of the Greatest Food Quotes Ever

    These food quotes will make you want to head to your favorite restaurant and fill up on a decadent meal...

    40 Comedians Reveal Their Favorite Jokes Ever

    Funny people's favorite jokes: Some of our favorite comedians, humorists, actors, and laughter lovers share the one joke that always...

    8 Funny Political Quotes (and Insults) You Can’t Help But Laugh At

    America is a great country, but as far as put-downs go, we can learn a thing or two from our...

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    29 Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry-Laughing

    Silence isn't golden... it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the...

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    9 Funny Sleep Quotes Worth Sharing Over Coffee

    We guarantee you'll wake up laughing from these funny sleep quotes!

    Funny: How These Famous Shakespeare Quotes Would Be Written Today

    Quothable Quoths: You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Like, really.

    6 Compelling Reasons Why Gary Busey Should Be the Next Pope

    In focusing exclusively on established cardinals, Vatican judges have ignored the obvious frontrunner for the world's next Top Pope: prolific...