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20 Funny Google Searches That Really Make You Wonder Who’s Asking These Questions, Anyway

Updated: May 01, 2023

Thanks, autocomplete!

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“Who would win in a fight between…”

We’re going to bet that the taco would win the fight with a grilled cheese. If these funny Google searches have you laughing, you’ll also want to check out these hilarious photos.

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“Why does my husband…”

You should probably just ask him instead of the internet. Here are 20 words and phrases smart people don’t use.

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“She is a…”

Maybe someone was trying to figure out if their dog was a good girl? Before you type in these funny Google searches for yourself, try these cool Google tricks.

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“Why do I…”

Sorry, Google probably isn’t going to be able to tell you why you have no friends.

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“I think I might be a…”

We all think we might be a genius. If you really want to feel like a genius, read these stupid warning labels.

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“What would a…”

Hmm, we might have to Google this one ourselves to figure out what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way.

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“Why are the…”

But really, why are the Kardashians famous again?

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“Sometimes when I’m…”

Why would you do that to yourself? Comic Sans is horrible. Here are some funny examples of irony in real life.

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“She called me a…”

Some of these aren’t very nice.

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“Can I eat my…”

We would advise against all of these. Read up on the creepy things Google knows about you.

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“Could god…”

I wonder what the search results looked like for ‘could god be an alien.’

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“Why isn’t 1…”

That, my friend, is a very good question. These jokes will keep you laughing.

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“Why don’t sp…”

The spell to make me magically rich just won’t work. Let’s Google it.

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“Why can’t I own a…”

Why don’t you just become friends with them instead of trying to own them? These cartoons prove that daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.

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“Why aren’t there…”

Watch out for the tyrannosaurus ghost!

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“Google will…”

Yes! I do! If you’re looking for a laugh, here are 75 jokes anyone can remember.

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“Unicorns…”

Unicorns are full of happiness and sunshine, how can they be jerks? Have you ever wondered which virtual assistant tells the best jokes?

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“What are these st…”

Why is there any fruit on Google? These funny family photos are hilariously awkward.

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“Why are there…”

“Why are there school” was probably a search by a third-grader mad about the fact that they have homework every night.

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“Why is my goldfish…”

People seem to be very concerned about their (possibly dead) goldfish. Besides answering weird questions, Google can also do some pretty amazing things.