14 Hilarious Cartoon Puns That Somehow Never Get Old
Our cartoonists know how to pair epic puns with their great artwork in this silly collection. Sadly, we cannot promise these cartoons won't make you groan.
At least the returns are free.
“… who substituted for Mrs. Robinson, who substituted for Miss Lewis…” (These were the punniest news headlines of 2019.)
Take me out to the symphony
It was tied, tune to tune. Memorize these simple, short jokes that’ll make anyone laugh, anywhere.
The opposite of snail mail
We really don’t want to see what express mail looks like.
It’s hard to break a habit like that.
Dating is a dangerous game
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Going in for a ketchup checkup
He mustard the strength to go because he relished his health.
We need helium, STAT
Don’t worry, the clown ambulance is on its way.
Bet that ruffled her feathers
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And now they’re hogging all the food. They’re selfish shellfish!
Who’s a good salesman?
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A bit delayed
His dinner is probably pretty cold by now.
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