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14 Hilarious Cartoon Puns That Somehow Never Get Old

Our cartoonists know how to pair epic puns with their great artwork in this silly collection. Sadly, we cannot promise these cartoons won't make you groan.

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02-bullish-customer-service-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's DigestM. Nadler for Reader's Digest

Risky business


At least the returns are free.

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03-accepting-on-behalf-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's DigestDan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

Subbing in


“… who substituted for Mrs. Robinson, who substituted for Miss Lewis…” (These were the punniest news headlines of 2019.)

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04-loaded-bassists-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's DigestDan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

Take me out to the symphony


It was tied, tune to tune. Memorize these simple, short jokes that’ll make anyone laugh, anywhere.

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05-mail-sorting-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's DigestDan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

The opposite of snail mail


We really don’t want to see what express mail looks like.

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09-being-courteous-af-Mary Nadler for Reader's DigestMary Nadler for Reader's Digest

Common courtesy


It’s hard to break a habit like that.

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10-flirting-with-death-af-John Caldwell for Reader's DigestJohn Caldwell for Reader's Digest

Dating is a dangerous game


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11-mayo-clinic-af-Felipe Galindo-Feggo for Reader's DigestFelipe Galindo-Feggo for Reader's Digest

Going in for a ketchup checkup


He mustard the strength to go because he relished his health.

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13-air-emergency-af-Mark Anderson for Reader's DigestMark Anderson for Reader's Digest

We need helium, STAT


Don’t worry, the clown ambulance is on its way.

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14-chick-flick-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's DigestDan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

Bet that ruffled her feathers


It’s the part where the rooster and the hen couldn’t fit on the same barn door. Check out these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.

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NAF for Reader's Digest

Unexpected guests


And now they’re hogging all the food. They’re selfish shellfish!

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Roy Delgado for Reader's Digest

Heavy findings


“This briefcase!”

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Joe Di Chiarro for Reader's Digest

Who’s a good salesman?


Meet your goals and you’ll get your Christmas bonus early: a bran new fire hydrant! Here are more dog cartoons that’ll make you chuckle.

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P.C. Vey for Reader's Digest

A bit delayed


His dinner is probably pretty cold by now.

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John Chase for Reader's Digest

Off sides


Yer outta here! Next, don’t miss these 29 work cartoons that’ll get you through the week.

Originally Published in Reader's Digest