33 Things Your Child’s Teacher Won’t Tell You

A look inside a teacher's mind could help you understand lesson plans and maybe even guide your child to perform better.

View as Slideshow

 

Our jobs aren't cute

Our jobs aren't cuteistock/BraunS
If we teach small children, don’t tell us that our jobs are “so cute” and that you wish you could glue and color all day long.

I’m not a marriage counselor

I’m not a marriage counseloristock/KatarzynaBialasiewicz
At parent-teacher conferences, let’s stick to your child’s progress, not how your husband doesn’t help you around the house.

We hate testing too

We hate testing tooistock/mediaphotos
We’re sick of standardized testing and having to “teach to the test.”

Content continues below ad

Technology has changed kids' behavior (for the worse)

Technology has changed kids' behavior (for the worse)istock/Sasa Dinic
Kids used to go out and play after school and resolve problems on their own. Now, with computers and TV, they lack the skills to communicate. They don't know how to get past hurt feelings without telling the teacher and having her fix it.

We notice your kid's manners

We notice your kid's mannersistock/Simon Crinks
When I hear a loud belch, I remember that a student's manners are a reflection of his parents'.

Every kid is special... But...

Every kid is special... But...istock/Christopher Futcher
Your child may be the center of your universe, but I have to share mine with 25 others.

Content continues below ad

Cell phones can be a huge distraction

Cell phones can be a huge distractionistock/Yuri_Arcurs
Please help us by turning off the texting feature on your child's phone during school hours.

Why aren't we compensated more?

Why aren't we compensated more?istock/stone18
Guys who dribble a ball or a couple of hours a game can make up to $20 million a year. We educate future leaders and make about $51,000 a year. What if teachers were treated like pro athletes?

We wear a lot of hats

We wear a lot of hatsistock/Craig Dingle
We take on the role of mother, father, psychologist, friend, and adviser every day. Plus, we're watching for learning disabilities, issues at home, peer pressure, drug abuse, and bullying. Here's how one teacher figured out a genius solution to stop bullying.

Content continues below ad

If you talk about it at home, we know about it

If you talk about it at home, we know about itistock/Tomwang112
Kids dish on your secrets all the time: money, religion, politics, even Dad's vasectomy. These real-life teacher stories are hilarious.

Want to get us a gift?

Want to get us a gift? istock/Nelosa
Please, no more mugs, frames, or stuffed animals. A gift card to Starbucks or Staples would be more than enough. A thank-you note: even better.

Thank goodness for vacation days!

Thank goodness for vacation days!istock/AZarubaika
We love snow days and three-day weekends as much as your kid does.

Content continues below ad

These are the best students

These are the best studentsistock/Tomwang112
The students we remember are happy, respectful, and good-hearted, not necessarily the ones with the highest grades.

My rule for hormonal middle-schoolers:

My rule for hormonal middle-schoolers:istock/Wavebreak
Keep your hands where I can see them.

My first year of teaching, a fifth-grader actually threw a chair at me

My first year of teaching, a fifth-grader actually threw a chair at meistock/Joshua Hodge
I saw him recently, and he told me he just graduated from college. That’s what makes it all worthwhile.

Content continues below ad

You do your job, I'll do mine

You do your job, I'll do mineistock/Yuri_Arcurs
I have parents who are CEOs of their own companies come in and tell me how to run my classroom. I would never think to go to their office and tell them how to do their jobs.

We don’t arrive at school 10 minutes before your child does

We don’t arrive at school 10 minutes before your child doesistock/monkeybusinessimages
And we don’t leave the minute they get back on the bus. Many of us put in extra hours before and after school.

We are not the enemy

We are not the enemyistock/Wavebreakmedia
Parents and teachers really are on the same side.

Content continues below ad

Kids lie

Kids lieistock/jackscoldsweat
The truth is simple: Your kid will lie to get out of trouble.

Encourage your child to keep reading

Encourage your child to keep readingistock/Imgorthand
That’s key to success in the classroom at any age.

It's their homework, not yours

It's their homework, not yoursistock/Chalabala
We can tell the difference between a parent helping their child with homework and doing it for them (especially when they’re clueless in class the next day).

Content continues below ad

Teaching is a calling

Teaching is a callingistock/Susan Chiang
There’s not a teacher alive who will say she went into this for the money. This was one teacher's genius response to the question: 'What do you make?'

Check their homework

Check their homeworkistock/PeopleImages
Just because your child says he did his homework doesn’t mean it’s true. You must check. Every night.

We get jaded too

We get jaded tooistock/pinstock
Teaching is not as joyful as it once was for many of us. Disrespectful students and belligerent parents take a toll on us.

Content continues below ad

Talk to your kids

Talk to your kidsistock/Choreograph
Parents give their kids the pricey gadgets and labels, but what kids really crave is for you to talk to them. Kids want to know you are interested in their lives.

We spend money out of our own pockets

We spend money out of our own pocketsistock/triocean
Teachers often buy things our students need, such as school supplies and even shoes. Here's how one teacher gave underprivileged students a voice.

Don't be a helicopter parent

Don't be a helicopter parentistock/svetikd
Supportive, involved parents are crucial. But some are “helicopter parents”—they hover too much.

Content continues below ad

Summer isn't always a picnic

Summer isn't always a picnicistock/Deborah Cheramie
Having the summer off is great, but many of us have to take on extra jobs—teaching summer school, tutoring—to make ends meet.

Academics aren't everything

Academics aren't everythingistock/Pamela Moore
Success is not achieved by just making kids memorize flash cards and prepping them for an Ivy League school. Sensible parents know there is a college for every kid and responsibility and good citizenship are what really drive success.

These are today's homework excuses

These are today's homework excusesistock/TatyanaGl
Nobody says “the dog ate my homework” anymore. But we hear a lot of “I left it on the kitchen table.” And then Mom will send in a note to back up the story.

Content continues below ad

Don't make us the bad guys

Don't make us the bad guysistock/Squaredpixels
Don't ask us to do your dirty work. We wish parents would make their kids own up to their actions instead of pressuring us to bend the rules.

Let your kids make mistakes

Let your kids make mistakesistock/UberImages
We know you mean well, but please stop doing everything for your child and allow them to make mistakes. How else will they learn? Kids are not motivated to succeed because they feel their parents will bail them out every time.

Good kids make all the difference

Good kids make all the differenceistock/svetikd
There are days when I just want to quit. But then that one smile from that one kid changes it all.
Sources: American Federation of Teachers; interviews with elementary and middle school teachers in California, Connecticut, Georgia, Iowa, Minnesota, New York, and Texas.

Become more interesting every week!

Get our Read Up newsletter

how we use your e-mail
We will use your email address to send you the newsletter each week, and we may also send you occasional special offers from Reader's Digest. For more information please read our privacy policy.

Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

Funny Jokes

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

@sixthformpoet

Funny Jokes

Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

Funny Jokes

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

Funny Jokes

“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

Funny Jokes

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.

Fields marked with an * are required
Foods That Harm Foods That HealWant a Free eBook?
FOODS THAT HARM, FOODS THAT HEAL offers important information about the role diet plays in the struggle against heart disease, cancer, diabetes and other serious illnesses. Answer the question below to receive your FREE digital eBook.

Someone in my household experiences the following conditions:

Send me a link to download FOODS THAT HARM, FOODS THAT HEAL:
By clicking below, I agree to the Trusted Media Brands Privacy Policy