Riddles

Q. What starts with “e,” ends with “e,” and contains one letter? A. An envelope.

Q. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A. A bed.

Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!

Q: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I? A: A stamp.

Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? A: A deck of playing cards.

Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty? A: Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.

Q: What do you call a bear without an ear? A: A “b”.

Q: Why was the chef embarrassed? A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest? A: On the bottom!

Q: What do you break before you use it? A: An egg!

Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so? A: His horse is named Tuesday!

Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower? A: Because the B is after it.

Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up? A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window? A: He wanted to see the waterfall. Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window? A: He wanted to see the butterfly. Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: Which is the most curious letter? A: Y?

Q: What did zero say to eight? A: Nice belt.

Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has? A: Baby pandas!

Q: Why can’t someone living in Maine be buried in Florida? A: Because he’s still living!

Q: Which month has 28 days? A: All of them, silly!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters? A: The Post Office!

Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards? A: Edam.

Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter? A: Envelope!

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: Short!

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you’ll die. What is it? A: Nothing!