Riddles

Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!

Q: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?

A: A stamp.

Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

A: A deck of playing cards.

Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

A: Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.

Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?

A: A “b”.

Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?

A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom!

Q: What do you break before you use it?

A: An egg!

Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?

A: His horse is named Tuesday!

Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower?

A: Because the B is after it.

Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?

A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: Which is the most curious letter?

A: Y?

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt.

Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?

A: Baby pandas!

Q: Why can’t someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?

A: Because he’s still living!

Q: Which month has 28 days?

A: All of them, silly!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?

A: The Post Office!

Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam.

Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?

A: Envelope!

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A: Short!

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you’ll die. What is it?

A: Nothing!

Q: I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. Just leaves and no branches, I grow without wood. What am I?

A: Lettuce!

Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

A: An anchor.

Q: What only gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

A: Trouble.

Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?

A: He’s playing Monopoly.

Q: If a red-house is made of red bricks, has a red wooden door, and a red roof, and a yellow-house is made of yellow bricks, has a yellow wooden door, and a yellow roof, then what is a green-house made of?

A: Glass.

Q: What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?

A: A river.

Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What am I talking about?

A: A coffin.

Q: This word I know? Six letters it contains. Take away the last …. and only twelve remains. What is the word?

A: “Dozens”

Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?

A: A school bus.

Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?

A: The letter E.