You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. Hard riddles want…
Q. You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?
A. The letter D!
Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?
A. A hole!
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The letter D.