Q. You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?
A. The letter D!
An Enlightening Riddle
Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?
A. A hole!
Source: Brainzilla
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The Deadly Rooms
Q. A prisoner is forced to go into one of three rooms, but he can choose which room. The first room is ablaze with fire. The second one is rigged…
Window-Washing Whoopsie
Q. A man is washing windows on the 25th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, he slips and falls. He has nothing to cushion his fall, and no safety equipment—but…
A Rock-Solid Joke
Q. What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
A. The faces on Mount Rushmore!
Source: Twenty Two Words
This One Might Take a *Lot* of Thought
Q. I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not.
Call me what I am: Call me a lot.
What am I?
A. A parking garage/”lot”
Source: Playbuzz
…Unless You Want to Be Wrong, of Course
Q. What question can you never answer “Yes” to?
A. What does “N-O” spell?
More is Less
Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
A. “Short” (add +”er”)!
Horse Sense
Q. A horse attached to a 24-foot chain sees an apple 26 feet away. How can the horse reach the apple? A. The horse just walks over to it, taking…
The Elephant in the Room
Q. I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
A. An elephant’s shadow!
Capping It Off
Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A. A bottle!
Land and T
Q. Why is an island like the letter T?
A. They’re both in the middle of water!
Pedestrian Crossing
Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren’t on, and the moon wasn’t out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately,…
You Can Keep It
Q. You can break me without touching me, or even seeing me. What am I?
A. A promise
Toss It Out
Q. When you want to use me, you throw me away. When you’re done using me, you bring me in. What am I?
A. An anchor.
Take a Second Look
Q. How many seconds are there in a year?
A. Twelve—January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
Beary Tricky
Q. There is a house with four walls. All of the walls are facing south. A bear is circling the house. What color is the bear? A. White. If all…
Jeweler vs. Jailer
Q. What’s the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
A. A jeweler sells watches, and a prison guard watches cells!
