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With Pointed Fangs I…

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

A: A stapler

How Many Seconds…

Q: How many seconds are there in one year?

A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How Many Bananas…

Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

A: Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.

A Man Rode In…

Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?

A: His horse is named Tuesday!

Why Did the Boy…

Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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