With Pointed Fangs I…

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

A: A stapler

How Many Seconds…

Q: How many seconds are there in one year?

A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How Many Bananas…

Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

A: Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.

A Man Rode In…

Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?

A: His horse is named Tuesday!

Why Did the Boy…

Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

A Man Is Pushing His Car…

Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?

A: He’s playing Monopoly.

A Red-House…

Q: If a red-house is made of red bricks, has a red wooden door, and a red roof, and a yellow-house is made of yellow bricks, has a yellow wooden door, and a yellow roof, then what is a green-house made of?

A: Glass.

The Man Who Made It…

Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What am I talking about?

A: A coffin.

A Word I Know…

Q: This word I know? Six letters it contains. Take away the last …. and only twelve remains. What is the word?

A: “Dozens”

Yellow I Look…

Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?

A: A school bus.

I Am the Beginning…

Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?

A: The letter E.

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