20 Grammar Jokes Every Word Nerd Will Appreciate
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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“Actually, it’s to whom.”
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Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?
A: They’re too possessive
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Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
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Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?
She was having contractions.
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“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize’. Except at a funeral.” —Demetri Martin
Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?
A: A Thesaurus
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Q: What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?
A: The noun declined.
Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
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I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
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Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
It could spell disaster.
When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
Nobody knew why.
Q: Which word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Q: What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
A: “There, their, they’re.”
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
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I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor. (If you’re loving these grammar jokes, you’re going to get a kick out of these funny spelling mistakes.)