85 Corny Jokes Everyone Will Laugh at to Celebrate National Tell a Joke Day
Updated: Jan. 17, 2020No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.” Belly up to some more bar jokes, here.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. These are the 20 grammar corny jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you’ll want to share.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. Don’t think that’s the funniest joke ever? These are the one-liners we know you’ll love.
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes. Here are some corny jokes from celebrities.
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast. Can’t get enough of light bulb jokes? Try these 17.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes. Find the funniest joke for your Christmas party with these holiday jokes.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! If your funny bone still needs tickling, here are the top jokes from comedy legends.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. Memorize these short corny jokes to be the hit at your next party.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing…It just waved. These clever jokes will make you sound smart.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain. These cat memes will make you laugh every time.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? No? Really? It’s making headlines! These hilarious dog puns will give you paws.
What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc already. Check out the funniest jokes about all 50 states.
What do horses say when they fall? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up. You’ll laugh out loud at these other corny jokes about animals.
Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks. Memorize these other hilarious animal puns.
Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle. Science takes on new meanings in these 16 hilarious physics jokes.
What does corn say when you give it a compliment? Aw shucks! Here are more of our favorite corny jokes.
Why were the fish’s grades so bad? It was below sea level. These are the 36 best math jokes every nerd will appreciate.
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. Try not to choke laughing at these food jokes to share at the table.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. Learn the secrets to telling a great joke.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was fine—he woke up. You won’t be able to help but laugh at these 21 anti-jokes that are so unfunny that they’re funny.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin. These puns will become your new favorite corny jokes.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. If you love these corny jokes, try some of these cartoons about family life that will make yours seem less crazy.