These silly winter jokes will make you brrrr-st into giggles!
Short winter jokes
- How do snowmen read their texts?
With an icy stare. - What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball. - What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
Frost. - What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite. - What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost. - What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle. - Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snowball. - What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke. - What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers. - What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
Cold medals! - Which one is faster: hot or cold?
Hot. You can catch a cold. - Where do snowmen put their money?
In snow banks. - How do snowmen buy birthday presents?
With cold, hard cash. - What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf! - What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?
Cold cream.
Corny winter jokes
- What did the snowflake say to his funny friend?
“You crack me up—you’re so flake-y.” - Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps. - What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to slide into my DMs?” - Why was the snowman so good at baseball?
He had a wicked slider. - Why don’t polar bears get married?
Because they can’t find the right koalafications … oh wait, wrong climate. - What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!” - Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz. - What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?
A meltdown. - How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net. - How do polar bears make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. - Why did the two snowmen divorce?
One thought the other was a flake. - What do snow parents call their kids?
Chill-dren. - What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder. - Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
They’re afraid of Wales. - Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside. - How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together. - What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile. - As I grow, I come closer to the ground. What am I?
An icicle. - If a winter fox lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A re-tail store. - Why did the bear keep getting fired?
He always disappeared in the winter.
Winter jokes for kids
- Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go. - What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted flakes. - What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Freeze! - Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose. - Who were Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Popsicle. - What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell. - Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk. - What did the icy road say to the truck?
“Want to go for a spin?” - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man. - What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispies treats. - How did the snow globe feel after hearing a scary story?
A bit shook up. - What do you call an elderly snowman?
Water. - What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet! - What did the wool hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead. - How do you decorate a snowman’s birthday cake?
With lots of icing.
Snow jokes
- What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill. - What often falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow. - How do mountains stay warm in winter?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost-bite. - What do snowmen get at a Mexican restaurant?
Brrrr-itos. - What did one snowflake say to the other?
“You’re one of a kind!” - Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
He was getting chills. - How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you. - What do you call a skeleton that goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull. - What does a Starbucks employee’s job title change to in winter?
A brrrr-ista!
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