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Where we’re going,

Where we’re going,Laura Formisano
we don’t need roads.—Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts,

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts,Laura Formisano
it's the life in your men.—Mae West as Tira in I'm No Angel

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. Laura Formisano
It was Beauty killed the Beast.—Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham in King Kong

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My Mama always said,

My Mama always said,Laura Formisano
'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'—Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

Go ahead,

Go ahead,Laura Formisano
make my day.—Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact

It's not the years, honey.

It's not the years, honey. Laura Formisano
It's the mileage.—Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark

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There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.Laura Formisano
—Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz

Life moves pretty fast.

Life moves pretty fast.Laura Formisano
If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.—Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

We'll always have Paris.

We'll always have Paris.Laura Formisano
—Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca

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It’s not who I am underneath,

It’s not who I am underneath,Laura Formisano
but what I do that defines me.—Christian Bale as Batman in Batman Begins

Get busy living,

Get busy living, Laura Formisano
or get busy dying.—Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulledLaura Formisano
was convincing the world he didn't exist.—Kevin Spacey as Roger “Verbal” Kint in The Usual Suspects

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Only one thing counts in this life:

Only one thing counts in this life:Laura Formisano
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted.—Alec Baldwin as Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross

They may take our lives,

They may take our lives, Laura Formisano
but they'll never take our freedom!—Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart

There’s no crying in baseball!

There’s no crying in baseball!Laura Formisano
—Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

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Keep your friends close,

Keep your friends close, Laura Formisano
but your enemies closer.—Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather: Part II

Our lives are defined by opportunities,

Our lives are defined by opportunities, Laura Formisano
even the ones we miss.—Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.Laura Formisano
—Ali MacGraw as Jennifer Cavilleri in Love Story

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I’m not bad.

I’m not bad. Laura Formisano
I’m just drawn that way.—Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

You had me at "hello."

You had me at "hello."Laura Formisano
—Renee Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd in Jerry Maguire

Try not.

Try not. Laura Formisano
Do—or do not. There is no try.—Frank Oz as Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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The seaweed is always greener

The seaweed is always greener Laura Formisano
in somebody else’s lake.—Samuel E. Wright as Sebastian in The Little Mermaid

By protecting others,

By protecting others, Laura Formisano
you save yourselves.—Takashi Shimura as Kambei Shimada in Seven Samurai

Calling it your job

Calling it your job Laura Formisano
don't make it right, boss.—Paul Newman as Luke in Cool Hand Luke

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As my plastic surgeon always said,

As my plastic surgeon always said,Laura Formisano
if you gotta go, go with a smile.—Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman

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