Christmas Jokes

Ho-ho-ho with our collection of funny Christmas jokes.

Quick Clean-up

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an…

Misplaced

A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals. To…

Honest Questions

Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to…

Weary Travelers

Worshippers are greeted by these words at the Travelers…

Odd Christmas Visit

From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon…

Christmas Eve Service

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity…

Entrance to Heaven

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where…

Interesting Gifts

For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater…

Into the Church

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the…

Waiting

My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first…

Meet and Greet

Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you…

The Little Man

A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy a cross…

Alternate History

My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the…

Limited Knowledge

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve…

Gift Exchange

My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank…

Stop the Presses

These holiday “headlines” — concocted by the…

‘Tis The Season…Isn’t It?

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go…

The Truth About Santa

I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the…

Gift of The Magi?

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…