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19 Funniest Tombstones That Really Exist

Updated: Aug. 18, 2023

Tombstones always tell a story, and sometimes it's a hilarious one.

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gravestone: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
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The last laugh

Everyone is born. Everyone dies. It’s only the stuff that happens in the middle that makes us unique. Most tombstones either skip over that part entirely or offer mere platitudes about the person buried below. With every life reduced to a name and two dates, is it any wonder cemeteries can be so depressing? Occasionally, however, a tombstone offers a clue or two about who someone was and how they impacted the people in their lives. We encourage laughter at the dark jokes on these funny tombstones because believe it or not, if you laugh at dark jokes you’re probably a genius. It’s a win-win.

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That's All Folks
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That’s all, folks

The great voiceover artist Mel Blanc, who voiced Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Pie, Sylvester, and many other popular cartoon characters, was also the voice of Looney Tunes’ ubiquitous sign-off, “The-the-the-that’s all folks.” When Blanc died in 1989, his family made sure that all future generations who came upon his tombstone would know exactly what he was famous for in life. Have you ever wondered why Looney Tunes isn’t Looney TOONS? We found out!

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Merv Griffin's Funny Tombstone
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The final commercial break

Are you obsessed with trying to answer the Jeopardy! questions that stump everyone? You have Merv Griffin to thank for that. The host of the eponymously titled talk show, which aired from 1962 to 1986, also created Wheel of Fortune. It’s said he often joked that he wanted one particular phrase inscribed on his tombstone: “I will not be right back after this message.” That’s precisely what he got.

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gravestone mock up, "I told you i was sick"
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I told you so

In Princeton, New Jersey, you’ll find the gravestone of one William H. Hahn Jr, who ordered his tombstone himself a week or two before his demise. With its simple and to-the-point phrase, “I told you I was sick,” it gives the distinct impression that Hahn may have been a cantankerous sort of fellow, albeit one with a pretty darn good sense of humor. You’ll also get a kick out of these 10 funny roadside signs worth slowing down for.

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Gravestone of Comedian Spike Milligan
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I told you so (Part 2)

Like William H. Hahn Jr., Irish writer and comedian Spike Milligan, whose eccentric sense of humor was an important influence for Monty Python’s Flying Circus, also chose to let the world know that he knew better. Born in 1918, he died in 2002, but not before making sure his tombstone was inscribed with his version of the “told ya so” line, “I told you I was ill,” translated into Gaelic. While “I told you so” is one of the phrases smart people don’t use in everyday life, you have to admit that it’s pretty perfect here.

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Celebrity Burial Sites and Landmarks
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The star of the show

Apparently, it wasn’t enough that actor Jack Lemmon (1925–2001) left behind a legacy of more than 50 films (including Some Like It Hot and The Odd Couple), eight Academy Award nominations, and two wins. It seems he, or his loving family, wished to leave behind one last marquee in which his name made it over the title.

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A perfect turn of phrase

Eight-time Academy Award winner Billy Wilder (1906–2002), who wrote the screenplay for and directed Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot, wasn’t just a funny guy. He was also the genius directorial mind behind the film noir classic Double Indemnity (as well as its cowriter with another film noir genius, Raymond Chandler) and the writer of more than 80 screenplays produced for film and television. But it appears he wanted to be remembered mostly as a funny guy with a nod to the hilariously ironic last line of Some Like It Hot. Check out these memorable last words from people who had it all figured out. 

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tombstone: "there goes the neighborhood"
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There goes the cemetery

In life, comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) might be most famous for his role in the film Caddyshack, but fans of his stand-up will remember him starting many a set with “I don’t get no respect,” arguably one of the funniest quotes of all time. Self-deprecating to the very end…and beyond, he went with “There goes the neighborhood” for his epitaph.

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tombstone: "Let 'er rip"
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The joke lives on

Comedians all have their favorite jokes, and Leslie Nielsen was no exception. But his “Let ‘er rip” tombstone is so on point, people thought it couldn’t possibly be real. But a Snopes investigation settled the matter. The funnyman, who was most famous for his roles in the Airplane and Naked Gun films, had such a penchant for fart jokes, it was something he vowed he would take to the grave. Literally.

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tombstone: Here lies one of the funniest men around. It's funny they let him live so long.
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One of the funniest men you’ve never heard of

Warren Wesley Berkenbile wasn’t one of the most famous funny men around, but he was one of the funniest men in Davenport, Iowa…or so he would like you to believe. On the back of his tombstone, which he shares with his wife, Marie, who predeceased him in 1985, it is inscribed, “Here lies one of the funniest men around. It’s funny they let him live so long.” Here are 19 funny statistics you won’t believe are real (but are).

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Epitaph on Grave Marker at Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone
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A Tombstone tombstone

This tombstone actually exists in Tombstone, Arizona, in the Boothill Graveyard. Lester Moore was a Wells Fargo Station agent in Naco, Arizona, who met his end when he delivered a damaged package to a disgruntled, and armed, Hank Dunstan, who also died of gunshot wounds in the ensuing scuffle. Moore’s epitaph reads: “Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a 44, No Les, No more.” Learn about these 25 real-life ghost towns around the world.

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tombstone: Damn it's dark down here
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Dark humor

Clearly, Frances Eileen Thatcher was well-loved by her family and friends, who wrote kindly of her “beautiful heart” in her 2006 obituary. What they didn’t mention was her sense of humor, which must be inferred by the inscription on the back of her tombstone, “Damn, it’s dark down here.” There are going to be tears when a loved one dies. You might as well make them happy with a funny obituary.

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tombstone: I'd rather be in Acapulco
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Definitely preferable

When Dr. Edward Russell Gann died in 1983 in Sigourney, Iowa, his wife and son had inscribed on his tombstone: “I’d rather be in Acapulco.” One can only hope they weren’t suggesting he had likely gone to someplace else that was very hot. Here are 9 completely underrated benefits that come with being sarcastic.

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tombstone: "Expired" with parking meter icon
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Expiration date

When Barbara Sue Manire “expired” on her 64th birthday in 2005, her children made sure her legacy of humor would live on in the form of a parking meter with a “64-year time limit.” Apparently, it was what Barbara wanted, too.

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tombstone: I'm Swedish, pass the lutefisk
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Swedish fish

Genevieve Adeline Batty (1918–2005) spent her formative years in the Swedish community of Lindsborg, Kansas. Although she later moved to Wyoming, it’s clear she never forgot her roots because on her tombstone, it is inscribed, “I’m Swedish, pass the lutefisk.” It’s also clear Mrs. Batty had quite the sense of humor, since “the truth about lutefisk is you should never eat lutefisk,” which is codfish marinated in lye until it’s acidic enough to cause a chemical burn and then soaked in water and steamed into stinky, gelatinous submission.

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tombstone: I'm filling my last cavity
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A dentist with a sense of humor

Both John Denby and his son, Maurice, were dentists. When John, born in 1870, passed away in 1927, his tombstone was inscribed with the phrase: “I’m filling my last cavity.” When Maurice passed in 1964, “Me too” was added to the stone. For more laughs, read some of the most notable funny last words ever spoken.

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tombstone: Here lies John Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.
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Pardon the pun

“Here lies John Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.” How many bread puns do you think John heard (and used) over the course of his life? In case you were wondering, this cheeky tombstone is in Ruidoso, New Mexico. If this is right up your alley, check out our collection of clever puns.

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tombstone: No comment.
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The final word

By the time author Edward Paul Abbey died in 1989, he had published 19 books. Despite the fact that Abbey was a man of many words, his epitaph reads simply, “No comment.”

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The joke’s on us

In 1832, a 33-year-old Welshman died, leaving behind a wife, two sons, and a mystery: What was the man’s name? Where his name should have been on his tombstone, there’s instead a 285-letter cryptic crossword puzzle that he is said to have designed himself. If you trace the letters, you’ll see that no matter which direction you go, the message is the same: Here lies John Renie. What is harder to understand is why, as it turns out, this is not where the body of John Renie lies. If you laughed your way through these funny tombstones, you’ll just crack up over these funny photos.


  • Biography: “Merv Griffin”
  • The Telegraph: “Spike Milligan’s epitaph ‘I told you I was ill’ voted UK’s favourite”
  • Snopes: “Leslie Nielsen’s Gravestone”
  • FindAGrave.com
  • Waymarking: “Time Expired – Barbara Sue Manire”