20 Bread Puns for the Next Time You Want to Loaf Around
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The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame is filled with breadwinners. (We couldn’t make a list of bread puns without leading off with “breadwinners!”) Check out these hilarious Pokémon puns for more laughs.
The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust. Check out these hilarious beach puns.
Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain. Everyone can appreciate bread puns, just like these 14 cartoon puns that will never get old.
The baker didn’t get why the banker always wanted to pump’er nickels. Here are some bad puns that’ll still make you smile.
The kitchen plans were always going a-rye. Check out these hilarious animal puns.
The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady. Make sure you don’t miss these Valentine’s Day puns.
The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again—a knuckle sandwich. Here are 20 dog puns that will give you paws.
Such a flirt
Careful when you compliment a chef’s hot buns—they might bake it the wrong way! These donut puns will make you laugh too.
His little bro looked scared when he handed him his plate and said, “your toast.” Check out these hilarious Halloween puns.
“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.” If you enjoy bread puns, you’ll love these cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.
Rise and shine
The baker punched and pulled the loaf: “I’ll get a rise out of you!” Need more food puns? These taco puns really shell out the laughs.
Tart n’ tangy
Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb. Check out some of the funniest jokes of all time.
Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y! Bookmark these fruit puns to use later—they’re berry funny.
“Think my jokes are stale?” said the chef. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!” Don’t miss these other short jokes anyone can remember.
The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual. Don’t miss these avocado puns that really hit the spot.
Raise your glass
Always give a toast to the best thing since sliced bread! Cheers! Check out these bird puns that will quack you up.
The actor salivated when he was offered such a juicy roll. By the way, these pasta puns will spice up your daily rotini.
“Your order’s bready,” said the deli worker. “It’s the yeast you could do,” replied the customer. Bread puns aren’t the only food-based jokes. Check out these 15 punny food pickup lines that will make you chuckle.
Stitch in time
Don’t sow your wild oats—batch them up in some cookie sew, of course. Make sure you don’t miss these funny food pickup lines.
“Don’t be so crusty,” said the chef. “Wheat-ever,” thought the sous-chef, as he rolled his pies. Next, you won’t want to miss the funniest one-liners on the Internet.