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20 Bread Puns for the Next Time You Want to Loaf Around

Check out our fresh-baked collection of hot cross puns! All buns intended!

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Trophy case

The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame is filled with breadwinners. (We couldn’t make a list of bread puns without leading off with “breadwinners!”) Check out these hilarious Pokémon puns for more laughs.

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High society

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust. Check out these hilarious beach puns.

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Rebel, rebel

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain. Everyone can appreciate bread puns, just like these 14 cartoon puns that will never get old.

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Loose change

The baker didn’t get why the banker always wanted to pump’er nickels. Here are some bad puns that’ll still make you smile.

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Crazy times

The kitchen plans were always going a-rye. Check out these hilarious animal puns.

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Poor thing

The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady. Make sure you don’t miss these Valentine’s Day puns.

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Heavyweight champ

The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again—a knuckle sandwich. Here are 20 dog puns that will give you paws.

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Such a flirt

Careful when you compliment a chef’s hot buns—they might bake it the wrong way! These dog puns will make you laugh too.

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Tattle tale

His little bro looked scared when he handed him his plate and said, “your toast.” Check out these hilarious Halloween puns.

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Lovers’ quarrel

“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.” If you enjoy bread puns, you’ll love these cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.

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Rise and shine

The baker punched and pulled the loaf: “I’ll get a rise out of you!”

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Tart n’ tangy

Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb. Check out some of the funniest jokes of all time.

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Dessert first

Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y!

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Stand-up comedy

“Think my jokes are stale?” said the chef. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!” Don’t miss these other short jokes anyone can remember.

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Idle hands

The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual.

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Raise your glass

Always give a toast to the best thing since sliced bread! Cheers! Check out these bird puns that will quack you up.

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Starstruck

The actor salivated when he was offered such a juicy roll.

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Counter service

“Your order’s bready,” said the deli worker. “It’s the yeast you could do,” replied the customer. Bread puns aren’t the only food-based jokes. Check out these 15 punny food pickup lines that will make you chuckle.

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Stitch in time

Don’t sow your wild oats—batch them up in some cookie sew, of course. Make sure you don’t miss these funny food pickup lines.

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Witty banter

“Don’t be so crusty,” said the chef. “Wheat-ever,” thought the sous-chef, as he rolled his pies. Next, you won’t want to miss the funniest one-liners on the Internet.