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20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

Gobble them up!

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On traditional Thanksgiving celebrations

All funny Thanksgiving quotes aside, here are 15 tips for keeping your sanity if you’re hosting Thanksgiving.

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On Thanksgiving reunions

Avoid a meal like this by avoiding these 10 topics you should never discuss at Thanksgiving dinner.

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On leftovers

Don’t let these funny Thanksgiving quotes fool you; leftovers are one of the best parts of the holiday.

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On Thanksgiving attire

The reason we love funny Thanksgiving quotes is because they actually reflect real life pretty well. Especially this one.

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On prepping the turkey


You may know not to do that, but here are more Thanksgiving mistakes you’ll probably make this year.

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On Black Friday

At least you’re doing it on a full stomach.

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On gravy

And butter is more than a spread. It’s a way of life. Can you guess which famous books these quotes are from? 

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On Thanksgiving traditions

Leave it to funny Thanksgiving quotes to remind us how truly joyous this holiday is.

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On the Canadian perspective


Gratitude is universal.

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On types of turkey

Whatever type of turkey you’re serving, be sure to follow these 7 tips for hosting a warm, meaningful Thanksgiving this year.

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On vegetables

See? Thanksgiving is a healthy holiday after all!

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On turkeys as a species

It’s a much more effective method than “Save the Turkeys” bumper stickers.

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On home cooking

All jokes aside, home cooking is just one of the 50 reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving.

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On hunting your own Thanksgiving turkey

“Clean up on aisle seven!”

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On alternative Thanksgiving meals

Turkeys aren’t the only funny animals on Thanksgiving. Check out these hilarious animal cartoons that even humans love.

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On the holiday season

Even the turkeys are wearing Santa hats and clucking Christmas carols. It’s like they want to skip Thanksgiving altogether!

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On eating too much

Just be sure to follow these 17 tips for Thanksgiving dinner etiquette!

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On apple pie recipes

Your move, Martha Stewart.

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On Thanksgiving Day football games


These totally real (and hilarious) Butterball hotline calls will make you laugh just as much as these funny Thanksgiving quotes.

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On Thanksgiving firsts

You’ll love these cartoons about family life that will make yours seem less crazy.

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On Thanksgiving as patriotism

For God and country—and stomach.

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On the spirit of Thanksgiving

Whether you’re eating Thanksgiving dinner with family or goofing off with friends, you’ll definitely want to know these short jokes that anyone can remember.

Originally Published in Reader's Digest