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20 Dog Puns That Will Give You Paws

Time to unleash the ruff stuff when it comes to puns! Like a dog with a punny bone, we await your ap-paws!

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Hide and seek

The Dalmatian ran into the flower bed because he didn’t want to be spotted. If you thought that was funny, get a laugh at these funny animal cartoons.

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Lost and found

The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”


Camera ready

The cute little puppy struck a pose for the pup-arazzi.


Sunscreen optional

The Dachshund moved his nap to the shade so he wouldn’t be mistaken for a hot dog. Don’t miss these hilarious one-liners.


Run, rover, run

The retriever raised her eyebrows at her silly owner for tossing her a bone that was pretty far-fetched. Don’t forget to check out these chicken puns that are egg-straordinarily funny.

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Deep thoughts

What’s the best dog to take on a submarine? A subwoofer, of course. Keep the animal punniness going with these funny deer puns.

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Welcome to the world

The sturdy new puppies tore up the upholstery—what a bunch of litter pugs! Here are 50 secrets your pet won’t tell you.


Story time

Great Dane owners are obsessed with tall tails.

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The best type of home for your dog is ruff-housing. Woof-woof! You won’t be able to keep a straight face at these corny jokes.

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Puppy Bowl

Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!

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Good luck charm

When you’ve got a dog on your side, anything is paw-sible. Don’t miss these secrets to becoming your dog’s favorite person.

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What a saint

Their dog preyed on the neighborhood cats because it was a holy terrier. Don’t forget to browse these bear puns that are beary funny.


Spa day

When the poodle exited the beauty parlor she was fierce and fur-ocious, like, fur real! Find out the 12 hilarious crimes you didn’t know were committed by animals.

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To go, please

You can always travel with your pet—just make sure you have a doggie bag!

RELATED: Wolf Puns That Are Howlingly Funny

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Row your boat

Don’t take your dog out on the lake without a doggie paddle!

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Best in show

Show dogs rarely bark up the wrong pedigree.


Teacher’s pet

Old dogs can’t learn new tricks in obedience school since they eat their homework. Don’t miss these hilarious cat and dog photos you’ll instantly love.


Top of the world, Ma!

Dogs are loyal to a fault—ever-devoted to their dog-ma and paw.

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At the races

Greyhounds never catch the rabbit at the dog races because every dog has a bad hare day!

RELATED: 31 Pig Puns That Will Make You Snort

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Dog eat dog

The dog’s breakfast was pure bread—Beagles and locks, some Chow-Chow, and Hair of the Dog after a three dog night. Hot diggety dog! Here are 100 adorable animal pictures to melt your heart.

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