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20 Dog Puns That Will Give You Paws

Time to unleash the ruff stuff when it comes to puns! Like a dog with a punny bone, we await your ap-paws!

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Hide and seek

The Dalmatian ran into the flower bed because he didn’t want to be spotted. If you thought that was funny, get a laugh at these funny animal cartoons.

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Lost and found

The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

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Camera ready

The cute little puppy struck a pose for the pup-arazzi.

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Sunscreen optional

The Dachshund moved his nap to the shade so he wouldn’t be mistaken for a hot dog. Don’t miss these hilarious one-liners.

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Run, rover, run

The retriever raised her eyebrows at her silly owner for tossing her a bone that was pretty far-fetched. Don’t forget to check out these chicken puns that are egg-straordinarily funny.

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Deep thoughts

What’s the best dog to take on a submarine? A subwoofer, of course. Keep the animal punniness going with these funny deer puns.

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Welcome to the world

The sturdy new puppies tore up the upholstery—what a bunch of litter pugs! Here are 50 secrets your pet won’t tell you.

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Story time

Great Dane owners are obsessed with tall tails.

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Housewarming

The best type of home for your dog is ruff-housing. Woof-woof! You won’t be able to keep a straight face at these corny jokes.

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Puppy Bowl

Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!

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Good luck charm

When you’ve got a dog on your side, anything is paw-sible. Don’t miss these secrets to becoming your dog’s favorite person.

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What a saint

Their dog preyed on the neighborhood cats because it was a holy terrier. Don’t forget to browse these bear puns that are beary funny.

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Spa day

When the poodle exited the beauty parlor she was fierce and fur-ocious, like, fur real! Find out the 12 hilarious crimes you didn’t know were committed by animals.

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To go, please

You can always travel with your pet—just make sure you have a doggie bag!

RELATED: Wolf Puns That Are Howlingly Funny

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Row your boat

Don’t take your dog out on the lake without a doggie paddle!

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Best in show

Show dogs rarely bark up the wrong pedigree.

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Teacher’s pet

Old dogs can’t learn new tricks in obedience school since they eat their homework. Don’t miss these hilarious cat and dog photos you’ll instantly love.

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Top of the world, Ma!

Dogs are loyal to a fault—ever-devoted to their dog-ma and paw.

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At the races

Greyhounds never catch the rabbit at the dog races because every dog has a bad hare day!

RELATED: 31 Pig Puns That Will Make You Snort

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Dog eat dog

The dog’s breakfast was pure bread—Beagles and locks, some Chow-Chow, and Hair of the Dog after a three dog night. Hot diggety dog! Here are 100 adorable animal pictures to melt your heart.

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