20 Dog Puns That Will Give You Paws
Updated: Nov. 19, 2018Time to unleash the ruff stuff when it comes to puns! Like a dog with a punny bone, we await your ap-paws!
Hide and seek
The Dalmatian ran into the flower bed because he didn’t want to be spotted. If you thought that was funny, get a laugh at these funny animal cartoons.
Sunscreen optional
The Dachshund moved his nap to the shade so he wouldn’t be mistaken for a hot dog. Don’t miss these hilarious one-liners.
Welcome to the world
The sturdy new puppies tore up the upholstery—what a bunch of litter pugs! Here are 50 secrets your pet won’t tell you.
Housewarming
The best type of home for your dog is ruff-housing. Woof-woof! You won’t be able to keep a straight face at these corny jokes.
Puppy Bowl
Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!
Good luck charm
When you’ve got a dog on your side, anything is paw-sible. Don’t miss these secrets to becoming your dog’s favorite person.
Spa day
When the poodle exited the beauty parlor she was fierce and fur-ocious, like, fur real! Find out the 12 hilarious crimes you didn’t know were committed by animals.
Teacher’s pet
Old dogs can’t learn new tricks in obedience school since they eat their homework. Don’t miss these hilarious cat and dog photos you’ll instantly love.
At the races
Greyhounds never catch the rabbit at the dog races because every dog has a bad hare day!
Dog eat dog
The dog’s breakfast was pure bread—Beagles and locks, some Chow-Chow, and Hair of the Dog after a three dog night. Hot diggety dog! Here are 50 adorable animal pictures to melt your heart.