You can read Marilyn Monroe's FBI file online, not to mention your own.
Even with no arrests, your fingerprints are probably on file in Clarksburg, West Virginia.
It's not a dealbreaker if an agent has a past history of recreational drugs.
The criminals on the FBI's Most Wanted list? They're often chosen based on looks.
The FBI didn't go digital until last year ...because of computer coding issues.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.