200+ Funny Cat Names That Are Absolutely Hiss-terical

So your family has a fabulous new feline, and “Here, kitty!” just doesn’t cut it. Sure, there are plenty of great pet names out there to choose from, but to avoid your cat’s name becoming a cat-astrophe, you need to choose one that’s utterly purrfect. And for some people, that means only one thing: funny cat names.

People sometimes think cats don’t have a sense of humor, but cat owners everywhere know that’s just not true (especially if they’ve ever introduced their cat to a cucumber). If you’ve ever surprised your cats mid-lick and caught them with hilarious kitty expressions, you owe it to those goofballs to think of some funny nicknames for cats.

We’ve rounded up hundreds of funny and silly cat names, sorted by categories like music, movies, food, sports and even history. Whether you’re naming a boy cat, girl cat or a pair of kitties, you’ll find inspiration here. We also tapped cat behavior consultant Joey Lusvardi for tips on naming cats. So read on for expert advice and tons of inspiration for your furball’s new moniker.

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Funny cat names inspired by music

If you’ve got a chatty catty whose meows are melodic, you don’t just need a funny nickname for your cat—you need a musical cat name. You could name them after your favorite band, musician or musical or even your favorite instrument. Bonus points for a good cat pun! These musical monikers will work for all rock ‘n’ roll cats, from small cat breeds to your big couch potato.

• Cat Benatar
• Purr Jam
• Bob Meowley
• Def Leopard
• Steinway
• Furgie
• Notorious C.A.T.
• Florence and the Meowchine
• Hairy Styles
• Meowly Cyrus
• Jenifurr Clawpez
• Dolly Purrton
• Cat Debussy
• Doja Cat
• Fur Fighter
• Elvis Purrsley

Funny cat names inspired by movies

You might be a little biased, but you think your cat could be a star. Maybe he looks like the MGM lion or a mini tiger. Or maybe you’re just a movie buff and can’t wait to curl up with your pretty kitty on the couch for a movie marathon. Either way, you can’t go wrong with these funny movie-inspired cat names.

• Katniss
• Mr. Meowgi
• Catrick Swayze
• Jonesy
• Thackerey Binx
• T’Challa
• Keanu
• Catalie Portman
• Ulysses
• Pyewacket
• Jiji
• Cat Winslet
• Mr. Bigglesworth
• Brad Kitt
• Catbus
• Jude Paw
• Sassy
• Oliver
• Leonardo DiCatrio
• Falkor
• Toothless
• Julius Sneezer
• Pepita
• Scat Cat

Funny cat names inspired by television

Even if your kitty prefers to watch birds through the window or fish through the aquarium glass (the cat versions of TV?), human TV is a great source for names. Whether you’re a fan of classics, jokes or cartoons, a funny cat name from your favorite TV show will always make you smile.

• Captain Purrcard
• William Catner
• Little Murray Sparkles
• Spot
• Sylvester
• Puff Puff
• Snowball
• Jack Meower
• Monkey
• CatDog
• Boo Boo Kitty
• Levar Purrton
• Jigglypuff
• Daniel Tiger
• Furguson
• Top Cat
• Snagglepuss
• Cat Dennings
• Leonard Nemeow
• Gary
• Miss Kitty Fantastico
• Toonces
• Don Drapurr

Funny cat names inspired by books

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet Catpulet is the sun. We couldn’t resist—and if you’re a bookworm, you won’t be able to either.

• Holden Clawfield
• Dragon
• Cheshire
• Huckleberry
• Albert Catmouse
• Tabitha Twitchit
• Moxie
• J.R.R. Toll-kitten
• Bartleby the Scratchener
• Ann Mice
• Catticus Finch
• William Shakespurr
• Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit
• Haruki Purrakami
• Tom Kitten
• Purrnest Hemingway
• Catsanova

Funny cat names inspired by food

Food-inspired monikers are the ultimate in funny cat names. After all, who wouldn’t want to meet a cat named Pierogi? These hilarious cat names serve, whether you’re dishing them out to a teensy kitty or a big, fluffy cat.

• Cheddar
• Pancake
• Sushi
• Bubbles
• Purrito
• Muffin
• Curly Fry
• Soup
• Alfalfa
• Eggo
• Bagel
• Potato
• Kit-Kat
• Cheesy Mac
• Granola
• Pickles
• Meowtini
• Catamari
• Nacho
• Tuna
• Mozzarella
• Meatball
• Bacon
• Nugget
• Wasabi
• Cheerio
• Provolone
• Biscuits

Funny cat names inspired by sports

We all know that cats are natural athletes. Exhibit A: They always land on their feet. But some cats are born acrobats—they think they can make it from the top of your door to your bookshelf. (Note to cats: Do not attempt.) Even if your cat is more couch potato than couch climber, a name inspired by some of the world’s most famous jocks can make for a great cat name.

• Shakitten O’Neal
• Steve Purry
• Wayne Catzky
• Meowhammad Ali
• Yogi Purra
• Goalie
• Coach
• Billie Jean Cat
• Danica Catrick
• Jag
• Zamboni
• Slam Dunk
• Homer
• Catreem Abdul-Jabbar
• Bullseye
• Cleveland Cataliers

Funny cat names inspired by history

These names will go down in history—at least as far as we’re concerned! From the first cat on the moon to the cat that created the theory of gravity, these punny takes on historical greats are simply meowvelous.

• Meowdeline Albright
• Ruth Bader Ginspurr
• Alexander Hameowlton
• Napoleon Bonacat
• Chairman Meow
• Barack Obameow
• Catpernicus
• Isaac Mewton
• Fidel Catstro
• Catileo Catilei
• Winston Furchill
• Mewlius Caesar
• Fuzz Aldrin
• Nicatla Tesla

Funny cat names for every type of cat personality

Every cat lover knows that cats have a lot of personality. Often, that personality is loudly expressed at 3 a.m., when you’re trying to sleep and they have the zoomies. If you’ve given your furry pal one of these funny cat names that capture their unique qualities, you’ll be at least somewhat prepared for their antics. Go to bed, Goblin!

• Major Whiskerton
• Forty Winks
• Mr. Pounce
• Bingo
• Fluffernutter
• Goblin
• Captain Snooze
• Slinky Malinky
• Ghost
• Professor Purrington
• Dumpling
• Madame Fluffypants
• Gizmo
• Zoomie

Funny cat names from the musical Cats

Based on a collection of poems about cats by T.S. Eliot, the musical Cats features some of the most inventively funny cat names ever created in the English language. We don’t even have to do anything to make these funny—they’re perfectly hilarious just as they are.

• Mr. Mistoffelees
• Rum Tum Tugger
• Bombalurina
• Mungojerrie
• Macavity
• Munkustrap
• Skimbleshanks
• Jennyanydots
• Cat Morgan
• Old Deuteronomy
• Jellylorum
• Griddlebone
• Bustopher Jones
• Rumpus Cat
• Carbucketty
• Rumpleteazer
• Pouncival
• Growltiger
• Grizabella

Funny names for cat pairs

Adopting a dynamic duo? It’s the perfect opportunity to have double the fun, and that’s a bona fide cat fact. Here are some famous pairs that complement each other perfectly.

• Batman and Robin
• Coffee and Bean
• Shrek and Donkey
• Iggy and Pop
• Kirk and Spock
• Hall and Oates
• Pickle and Kimchi
• Lilo and Stitch
• Mulder and Scully
• Bert and Ernie
• Riff and Raff
• Marsh and Mallow
• Wayne and Garth
• C3PO and R2D2
• Thelma and Louise
• Peanut Butter and Jelly
• Fish and Chips
• Calvin and Hobbes

What should you keep in mind about funny cat names?

You’re eager to give your new four-legged family member an official name, but before you settle on the perfect moniker, you should consider a few details. As a cat behavior consultant, Lusvardi has some key advice for pet owners:

Keep it clean

Avoid names that are offensive or uncomfortable to say in public. “A shorter, simpler name that is made up of only one or two syllables is easier for the cat to understand than one that has a more complex structure,” Lusvardi says. “Personally, I’m a big fan of cats named after foods and cats with human names. One of my favorite cats is named Mitch, and it’s just such a perfect name for him.”

Don’t make it too long

“Funny names may be amusing to say, but they can also be incredibly impractical,” says Lusvardi. “If you name your cat Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it’s going to be really hard to get that name out every single time you need to use it.” Translation: You can have an “official” name that’s long and hilarious, but shorter is better when you’re actually using it with your cat.

FAQs

What are the funniest cat names?

The funniest cat names combine silly puns with something personal to you or your cat. You can get creative with plays on celebrity names or pop culture references—think Meowly Cyrus or Cat Damon. Or go with a silly name that describes your cat, like Captain Snooze for a lazy kitten or Madame Fluffypants for an extra-furry feline. The best part is, a funny cat name will always make you (and your guests) smile.

Can I give my cat a silly name and still train them?

Yes! Just keep it short and clear. Cats respond best to one- or two-syllable names. What matters most is consistency: Use the same tone and nickname so your cat learns to recognize it. Even the quirkiest name can work, as long as your kitty hears it regularly in a positive way.

What are some hilarious cat names for food lovers?

Try Purrito, Cheddar, Bagel or Wasabi—these food-inspired picks are instant crowd-pleasers. You can also think outside the box with cat-meme-worthy names like Tuna Turner, Sir Pounce-a-Latte or Mochi. Food names are a fun way to show off your personality while keeping your cat’s identity unique.

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• Joey Lusvardi, IAABC certified cat behavior consultant and founder of Class Act Cats

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