45 Best Ice Cream Puns in One Fell Scoop

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream (puns).

Are any two things more universally loved than ice cream and jokes? We think not, which is why we’ve combined the two with this list of ice cream puns. They’re great for keeping the kids entertained while they wait for a scoop of their favorite treat. But you can make them laugh anytime with these knock knock jokes for kids, too.

And if these ice cream puns aren’t enough to satisfy your sweet tooth, you’ll want to also check out our cookie puns and candy puns. Speaking of candy, we’ve got Laffy Taffy jokes, too.

Ice cream puns

1. I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.

2. Some ice cream puns are rich, others are nutty, but all of them are sweet.

3. I’m skipping dinner and getting straight to the pint.

4. Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.

5. Did you hear about the ice cream bandit? He’s one smooth cream-inal.

6. My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.

7. I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.

8. I was able to explain taxes to my kids by eating 38 percent of their ice cream.

9. A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.

10. Hurry! The dessert parade is starting, and I don’t want to miss the ice cream float.

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Ice cream flavor puns

11. I love all types of ice cream. I don’t play flavorites.

12. Mint ice cream must be good at poker because it has so many chips.

13. A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.

14. Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa.

15. And an electrician’s favorite flavor is shock-o-late.

16. If you’re feeling down, eating ice cream will help rum raisin your spirits.

17. The ice cream truck blew a tire driving down the rocky road.

18. I’m insecure about my favorite ice cream flavor. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.

19. I like ice cream strawberry much.

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Ice cream brand puns

20. No one ever felt Breyer’s remorse after purchasing ice cream.

21. Ben and Jerry are partners in cream.

22. Learn to share and stop Häagen-da’ ice cream.

23. Eating large quantities of ice cream is my hidden Talenti.

24. I can’t quit ice cream cold Turkey Hill!

25. A thief broke into the ice cream shop and stole all the 31 flavors. It was a Baskin-Robbery.

26. Once the ice cream princess married her prince, she became a Dairy Queen.

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Ice cream sundae puns

27. I got out of the ice cream business. I just didn’t like working on sundaes.

28. That ice cream truck is moving so slowly. What a sundae driver!

29. I know a lot about ice cream. I spent years in sundae school.

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Ice cream topping puns

30. I think ice cream is better with toppings. Am I right or am I meringue?

31. I always bring an umbrella when I go get ice cream, just in case there are sprinkles.

32. I wonder what the world’s biggest ice cream is, and I’d like to see somebody top that.

Ice cream cone puns

33. Ice cream cones make for great journalists because they always get the scoop.

34. But ice cream cones make for terrible athletes because they always get licked.

35. Thankfully the Supreme Court ruled the ice cream ban un-cone-stitutional.

36. That ice cream is so overpriced. The guy selling it is a real cone artist.

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Soft serve puns

37. I’m such a softie for ice cream.

38. Ice creams are bad at tennis because they have a soft serve.

39. The ice cream had to go to court after it got soft served.

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Gelato puns

40. I would go to Italy and eat ice cream if I won the gelato-ry.

41. What’s the name of that dessert with espresso poured over gelato? Because affogato.

Longer ice cream puns

42. “Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”
“Sure, Bert.”

43. How does Reese eat her ice cream?

44. What does a Texan say every time he orders pie?
“Remember the à la mode!”

45. What’s an ice cream’s favorite fictional character?

Jon Snowcone.