30 Cookie Puns That Are Batter Than You Think

You'll get a chuckle out of these a-dough-rable puns.

Cookie puns that’ll make you laugh (and crave a sweet snack)

Sometimes, we need a good food pun. Candy puns, donut puns, ice cream puns, and even coffee puns can make us chuckle when we need it most. They also come in handy when we need the perfect Instagram captions for pictures of our sweet treats. Cookie puns, in particular, are gems within the food pun family. Here are some of the best cookie puns that’ll make you laugh out loud (even if you’re feeling crummy).

Cookie captions

1. Cookie Monster said it best: “Me want cookie!”

2. Fresh out of the oven (and straight into my stomach).

3. I almost feel bad eating this beauty…almost.

4. You bake it, you eat it.

5. When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and eat cookies instead.

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2. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."—Barbara Johnsonrd.com, Getty Images

Cookie quotes

6. “Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.”—Sandra Lee

7. “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”—Barbara Johnson

8. “I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There’s no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.”—Martha Stewart 

9. “What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?”—Anthony T. Hincks

10. “A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”—Anonymous

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1. That's the way the cookie crumbles.rd.com, Getty Images

Cookie sayings

11. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

12. You’re a smart cookie.

13. Keep calm and eat cookies.

14. That’s one tough cookie.

15. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

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2. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!rd.com, Getty Images

Cookie jokes

16. Why did the baker go home sick? He tossed his cookies at work.

17. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!

18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.

19. What do you call it when two cookies made at the same time fall in love? A batch made in heaven!

20. What did the chocolate chip cookie call the raisin cookie? Imposter!

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1. Finally, we figured out who an Oreo's favorite band is—Oreo Speedwagon.rd.com, Getty Images

Oreo puns

21. Finally, we figured out who an Oreo’s favorite band is—Oreo Speedwagon.

22. How did I feel after eating two containers of Oreos? Double stuffed.

23. Did you hear what’s on every cookie’s reading list? Oreo and Juliet.

24. Oh, do more cardio? I thought you said eat more Oreos!

25. What did one side of an Oreo say to the other? I wish there wasn’t this white space between us.

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Sugar puns

26. The sugar cube took etiquette classes—now, he’s refined.

27. Did you hear the one about confectioner’s sugar? If not, it’s fine.

28. What’s the first thing a cup of coffee says in the morning? “Give me some sugar!”

29. What letter of the alphabet always has sugar? The sweet P.

30. What did the thief call the place he hid his stolen sugar? His sweet spot.

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Kelly Kuehn
Kelly Kuehn is a former editor for Reader’s Digest who covered entertainment, trivia and history. When she’s not working you can find her watching the latest and greatest movies, listening to a true-crime podcast (or two), blasting ‘90s music and hiking with her dog, Ryker, throughout the Finger Lakes.