53 Fruit Puns That Are Berry Berry Funny

We already know you'll think these puns with a wide a-peel for everyone are really grape. They'll have you laughing down to your core.

If you weren’t aware of how hilarious the produce section of the grocery store can be, allow us to enlighten you. The bins of fresh apples, oranges, berries, and more are ripe for the pickin’—and the perfect source of the best fruit puns. We’re bananas for food pickup lines and the berry best jokes, so naturally, we had to collect a fruit salad’s worth of puns. Insert these into everyday conversation, on a greeting card, or in your hilarious Instagram captions. You truly can’t go wrong, because they’re just that good and definitely sweeter than vegetable puns.

Step aside, donut puns, it’s time to let the fruit puns shine.

Berry puns

Strawberry puns

  1. You are so berry sweet.
  2. You’re berry special to me.
  3. I’m berry fond of you.
  4. It happened right before my berry eyes.
  5. I’ve been searching for berried treasure.

Blueberry puns

  1. I love you berry much.
  2. I blueberry much love you.
  3. This fruit salad really blue me away.
  4. I miss you berry much.

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Peach puns

  1. Peach perfect.
  2. We were made for peach other.
  3. I a-peach-iate you!
  4. You have a peach of my heart.
  5. Always remember to practice what you peach.
  6. Peach for the stars.
  7. You want a peach of me?

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Apple puns

  1. I apple-solutely adore you!
  2. And they all lived apple-y ever after.
  3. I find you so a-peel-ing
  4. This pie looks so apple-tizing!

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Orange puns

  1. Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
  2. Squeeze the day!
  3. Orange you happy to see me?
  4. You better get juiced to my jokes!

Pear puns

  1. It’s a pear-fect day for a picnic.
  2. Don’t we make a great pear?
  3. Here, pear, and everywhere.
  4. Did you hear the one about the fruit salad? A-pear-antly not.

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Pineapple puns

  1. I’ve been pine-ing for you.
  2. Good afternoon, your pine-ness.
  3. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
  4. You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Mango puns

  1. It takes two to mango!
  2. If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
  3. Let it mango.
  4. Each day is mango-nificent!
  5. A good mango is hard to find these days.

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Lime puns

  1. Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
  2. Hey drop me a lime!
  3. You can call me any lime.
  4. That’s it! I’ve got to draw the lime.
  5. All in due lime.

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Grape puns

  1. This is my grape escape!
  2. Grape minds think alike.
  3. I had grape expectations for this.
  4. I’m so grapeful for you.
  5. It’s grape to meet you.
  6. You’re being very un-raisin-able right now.
  7. I think we did a grape job on this, don’t you?

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Cherry puns

  1. Eat, drink, and be cherry.
  2. Thank you cherry much!
  3. Honey, I cherry-ish you.
  4. Cherry up, buttercup!

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Hedy Phillips
Hedy is a freelance writer for places including Best Life, POPSUGAR, InStyle, and more. She devotes 99% of her time to snuggling with her cats and 100% of her money to following Harry Styles around on tour. She's always on the lookout for another slice of New York pizza and she's never met a Starbucks drink she doesn't like.