52 Tea Puns That Will Get You Laughing Oolong Time

Updated: May 12, 2023

So many quali-tea puns for a brew-tiful day.

Some words are just destined to be turned into puns. The word “tea” itself is so easy to make into some tea-riffic puns, not to mention all the other tea-related words. Just like wine puns or coffee puns, the possibilities are practically endless to celebrate your favorite beverages. Puns are the perfect (and funny) addition to any conversation but can also be used on a greeting card for a friend or even in your social media captions. Next time you post a picture of tea time on Instagram, jazz it up with one of these quali-tea puns to impress your friends. Or just do it for yourself because puns can always put a smile on your face. And, of course, if you’re posting pictures of your other food, we have plenty of donut puns and fruit puns too. We have puns for all occasions! Check out the best tea puns ahead.

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Tea puns

  1. Nice tea meet you!
  2. Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
  3. This drink is tea-licious!
  4. Oolong live the queen!
  5. Let’s get this par-tea started!
  6. It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
  7. Steep dreams!
  8. Don’t be chai!
  9. I’m gonna love you oolong time!
  10. Varie-tea is the spice of life!
  11. This party is totally tea-riffic.
  12. You’re my bes-tea!
  13. Sweet dreams are made of tea.
  14. Don’t kettle for second best.
  15. Sip sip hooray!
  16. The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
  17. The only way out is brew it.
  18. It’s been oolong time coming.
  19. Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
  20. Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
  21. Can we all get oolong?
  22. I’ll chai again tomorrow.
  23. You’re totally tea-riffic.
  24. You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
  25. Everything I brew, I brew for you.
  26. If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
  27. Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
  28. Feeling a bit of deja brew.
  29. Kettle down, kettle down.
  30. You’re such a cu-tea.
  31. I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
  32. It’s thirs-tea Thursday!
  33. I believe I can chai.

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Boba puns

  1. We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.
  2. Pearls night out.
  3. This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!
  4. Hope you’re tapi-okay!
  5. I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!
  6. I always had a thing for the pearl next door.
  7. I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.
  8. You give me bubble-flies.

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Matcha puns

  1. We’re a matcha made in heaven.
  2. You and me are the perfect matcha.
  3. Game, set, matcha!
  4. I’m feeling so matcha better today!
  5. I love you so matcha.
  6. So matcha love.
  7. I’ve met my matcha!
  8. So little time, so matcha to do.
  9. Thank you very matcha.
  10. I’ve met my matcha.
  11. So nice to matcha—what’s your name?

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