30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs

Trust me

These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.

We’ll start from the top…ping

Read on to get a slice of the action.

With the basics

Really, it’s the yeast I could do.

You’ve got your dough

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.

Speaking of which…

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?

A weirdough

Me to pizza

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This pizza joke is a toss-up

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

He kneaded the dough.

Next, the red sauce

Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.

Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

Too cheesy?

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.

Perhaps you think I need to take it…cheesy

“You’re a real pizza work,” you might be saying.

Oh, grate, another pizza pun!

Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier. Here’s our collection of our most groan-worthy jokes and puns.

Toppings!

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Because he’s such a fungi.

Maybe you’re more of a meat lover

No veggies? I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.

You’re not alone

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Or maybe your tastes run less traditional

What do aardvarks like on pizza?

Ant-chovies.

For my fellow pineapple lovers

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.

Then immediately into the oven

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…to wait until it’s ready.

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Once that pizza arrives, it’s go-time

Another one bites the crust.

No matter if your preference is thin or thick

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Or alternative in ingredients

Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?

I welcome my fellow pizza lovers

(But can you even consider yourself a pizza lover if you don’t know the best way to reheat leftover pizza?)

You have stolen a pizza my heart

Or should that be: “you have stolen a pizza my hut?”

One last joke

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?

Slice, Slice Baby.

No matter which way you slice it

This is how I cut my carbs.

Pizza

It’s the circle of life.

Piz-zuh

The only love triangle I want.

And pizza jokes

They’re all about the delivery.