30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs
Pizza lover or not, these pizza jokes can’t be topped.
These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.
Me to pizza
“I a-dough you!” Do you find Costco’s pizza irresistible? Here’s why.
This pizza joke is a toss-up
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese
Get out there and cheese the day. And while you’re at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.
Oh, grate, another pizza pun!
Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier. Here’s our collection of our most groan-worthy jokes and puns.
You’re not alone
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Then immediately into the oven
This is history in the baking. Here’s why brick ovens make the best pizza.
…to wait until it’s ready.
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice! Or, if you’re ordering in, here are the things your pizza guy won’t tell you.
No matter if your preference is thin or thick
We are the crustodians of pizza love…and pizza humor. Love your food puns? Read up on our favorite food jokes.
I welcome my fellow pizza lovers
(But can you even consider yourself a pizza lover if you don’t know the best way to reheat leftover pizza?)