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30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs

Pizza lover or not, these pizza jokes can’t be topped.

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Trust me

These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.

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We’ll start from the top…ping

Read on to get a slice of the action.

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With the basics

Really, it’s the yeast I could do.

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You’ve got your dough

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.

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Speaking of which…

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?

A weirdough

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Me to pizza

“I a-dough you!” Do you find Costco’s pizza irresistible? Here’s why.

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This pizza joke is a toss-up

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

He kneaded the dough.

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Next, the red sauce

Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.

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Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese

Get out there and cheese the day. And while you’re at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

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Too cheesy?

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.

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Perhaps you think I need to take it…cheesy

“You’re a real pizza work,” you might be saying.

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Oh, grate, another pizza pun!

Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier. Here’s our collection of our most groan-worthy jokes and puns.

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Toppings!

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Because he’s such a fungi.

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Maybe you’re more of a meat lover

No veggies? I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.

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You’re not alone

Does your canine companion share your love of pizza? You’ve got a puperoni. We, however, would not recommend sharing your pizza, nor these 12 common foods that could be toxic for dogs.

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Or maybe your tastes run less traditional

What do aardvarks like on pizza?

Ant-chovies.

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For my fellow pineapple lovers

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.

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Then immediately into the oven

This is history in the baking. Here’s why brick ovens make the best pizza.

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…to wait until it’s ready.

This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice! Or, if you’re ordering in, here are the things your pizza guy won’t tell you.

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Once that pizza arrives, it’s go-time

Another one bites the crust.

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No matter if your preference is thin or thick

We are the crustodians of pizza love…and pizza humor. Love your food puns? Read up on our favorite food jokes.

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Or alternative in ingredients

Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?

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I welcome my fellow pizza lovers

(But can you even consider yourself a pizza lover if you don’t know the best way to reheat leftover pizza?)

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You have stolen a pizza my heart

Or should that be: “you have stolen a pizza my hut?”

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One last joke

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?

Slice, Slice Baby.

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No matter which way you slice it

This is how I cut my carbs.

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Pizza

It’s the circle of life.

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Piz-zuh

The only love triangle I want.

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And pizza jokes

They’re all about the delivery.