Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents!
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended. (Credit: justbadpuns.com)
Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Q. Why can’t you run through a campground? A. You can only ran, because it’s past tents. (Credit: @punnstagram)
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