Holy Guacamole! These 25 Avocado Puns Hit the Spot

You've avo-gotta read these puns that will guac your world.

Beloved for their taste, begrudged for their notoriously fleeting ripeness, and eye-poppingly trendy on social media, avocados are one fashionable fruit. But they’ve got a sense of humor, too! Both avocados and guacamole are ripe for making silly puns, just like a lot of our other favorite foods: Check out these taco puns, pizza puns, and coffee puns. And if you’d like to share these avocado puns with someone special, read up on these food pick up lines to pair them with.

Avocado puns

1. This guacamole isn’t just good—it’s avocado this world!

2. I have lots of extra avocados. You want one? Havocado!

3. How much do I love guacamole? Avocadon’t get me started!

4. My baby brother already loves guacamole. He’s an avo-kiddo!

5. To make an avocado disappear, say “Avocadabra!”

6. The number of units in one guacaMOLE of any substance: “Avocadro’s Number.”

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Funny avocado one-liners

7. A toast!

8. I tried to make guacamole with an unripe avocado. It was pit-iful.

9. So wrong, but so ripe!

10. It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.

11. I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado. It’s not that hard.

12. I just want to avo good time!

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Guacamole puns

13. It’s 5:00—guactail hour!

14. I’ve hit guac bottom.

15. I found a perfectly ripe avocado. It was so good, it guaced my world!

16. When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

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17. I tried to put so much dip on my chip, it broke in half. It was guac-ward.

18. My dad is teaching me to make guacamole. He says I’m a chip off the old guac.

19. My new shoes have avocados on them—time to go for a guac!

20. Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

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Avocado jokes

21. What did the taco say to the guacamole? Avocado crush on you.

22. What do you call an overly affectionate avocado? An avocuddle!

23. How do avocado spies communicate? They use guacie-talkies!

24. What’s an avocado’s favorite musical theater song? “It’s a Hard Guac Life.”

25. And what do you say to an avocado after they perform a fabulous rendition of it? “Bravocado!”

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Meghan Jones
Meghan Jones is a word nerd who has been writing for RD.com since 2017. You can find her byline on pieces about grammar, fun facts, the meanings of various head-scratching words and phrases, and more. Meghan graduated from Marist College with a Bachelor of Arts in English in 2017; her creative nonfiction piece “Anticipation” was published in the Spring 2017 issue of Angles literary magazine.