20 Food Jokes Almost Everyone Will Find Funny
Updated: Nov. 18, 2022
Hungry for some healthy food jokes? Hope you like it extra cheesy!
Hot seat
What’s the best way to burn vegetables?
Roast them.
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Hot to trot
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
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So corny
Why are butchers so hilarious?
They always ham it up.
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Just famished
What’s the best food when you’re so hungry you could eat a house?
Cottage cheese, wall nuts, and kitchen sink cookies. Don’t miss these funny cookie puns!
Food critic
Why are chefs so harsh?
They’re always beating eggs.
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Saucy sizzle
What’s the most desirable kitchen appliance?
A “hot” plate.
Dinner guest
Which friends should you always take out to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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Wannabe
How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?
Play “Spice Girls” songs while you cook.
Spoiler alert
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?
A leek.
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So strong
What’s the best food to eat before a workout?
Mussels.
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Fire flavor
What should you do if your soup is too hot?
Add a chilly pepper. Don’t forget to bookmark these vegetable puns for future laughs!
Health nuts
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.
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Sweet dreams
What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?
The nap-kin. Browse these avocado puns when you have time—they really hit the spot!
Here all week
What’s the main ingredient in canned laughter?
Processed cheese.
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Careful now
What are the most dangerous recipes?
Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream. Need more food humor? These fruit puns are berry funny!
Grade A beef
When is eating just like school?
When you have three or four courses.
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Stomach growling
What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?
Zoo-chini.
A little romance
How do you ask a foodie out to dinner?
Say: “Lettuce meat for a date.”
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Mmm, mmm
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
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Mindful eating
What’s the most relaxing type of pasta?
Spa-ghetti.
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