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15 Halloween Puns That’ll Have You Laughing Till You’re Coffin

Spooky season doesn't have to be all boos and scares. Share these Halloween puns that'll have you laughing until you're coffin instead.

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Sweet Halloween puns

Everyone knows Halloween puns are so corny. People might not know these interesting tidbits about candy corn, however, or these other Halloween candy facts.

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Annoying vampires

This vampire won’t leave me alone. He’s such a pain in the neck.

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Tall vampires are scarier

Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest. He rocks a killer widow’s peak.

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Pumpkin party

Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween. For your get together, keep things pumpkin with these Halloween party games.

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Light on the outside

Although he seems happy and bright, the jack-o-lantern was so sad on Halloween because he’s hollow inside.

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Dropping beats

I appreciate that mummies have a taste for wrap. These Halloween puns make youngins laugh, and scare, as much as these Halloween movies for kids.

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Sick vampires

How do you tell if a vampire has a cold? He’s always coffin. They get sick easily because of all their late-night shift work.

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Written in the stars

The best part of astrology is reading your daily horror-scope.

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Spooky season

Oh my gourd, is fall fun! Choose from one of the many exciting fall bucket list activities to enjoy Halloween while it lasts.

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Give me a boo

Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!

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Pinky up

Classy skeletons only take their tea in bone china. If you like these Halloween puns, you’ll love these skeleton puns for Halloween.

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They both light up a room

Both candles and witches are wicked to the core.

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Running jokes

No body won the skeleton race. They were all pretty bad to the bone.

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What a bonehead

“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.

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Room for more Halloween puns

Witch Halloween puns are the funniest? The ones that also work as punny Halloween costumes.