15 Halloween Puns That’ll Have You Laughing Till You’re Coffin
Spooky season doesn't have to be all boos and scares. Share these Halloween puns that'll have you laughing until you're coffin instead.
Sweet Halloween puns
Everyone knows Halloween puns are so corny. People might not know these interesting tidbits about candy corn, however, or these other Halloween candy facts.
This vampire won’t leave me alone. He’s such a pain in the neck.
Tall vampires are scarier
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest. He rocks a killer widow’s peak.
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Light on the outside
Although he seems happy and bright, the jack-o-lantern was so sad on Halloween because he’s hollow inside.
I appreciate that mummies have a taste for wrap. These Halloween puns make youngins laugh, and scare, as much as these Halloween movies for kids.
How do you tell if a vampire has a cold? He’s always coffin. They get sick easily because of all their late-night shift work.
Written in the stars
The best part of astrology is reading your daily horror-scope.
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Give me a boo
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
Classy skeletons only take their tea in bone china. If you like these Halloween puns, you’ll love these skeleton puns for Halloween.
They both light up a room
Both candles and witches are wicked to the core.
No body won the skeleton race. They were all pretty bad to the bone.
What a bonehead
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
Room for more Halloween puns
Witch Halloween puns are the funniest? The ones that also work as punny Halloween costumes.