20 Funniest Twitter Accounts to Follow for Loads of Laughs
These tweeters have mastered the art of making people laugh in 140 characters or less.
Twitter is arguably one of the most hilarious places on the Internet—and we could all use a good laugh sometimes. People are candid, honest, and unapologetically themselves, making for some truly stellar content. You may have chuckled over the funniest tweets on the Internet, giggled about some funny relatable tweets, and even flooded your partner’s phone with funny relationship tweets, but if you’re looking for some consistent laughter, you may want to give some of the funniest Twitter accounts a follow.
The funniest Twitter accounts have thousands (or even millions) of followers for a reason. There’s a joke for everyone about everything from parenting and exercise to thoughts from a dog. There are even a few well-known brands that will make you want to hit that follow button. If you’re looking to add a little extra humor to your day, these funny Twitter accounts are for you.
1. Elizabeth Hackett, @LizHackett
My husband found me intently typing, wearing yesterday’s clothes, with a piece of pizza hanging out of my mouth, and I yelled (through pizza), “I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE.”
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 5, 2021
2. Jessie, @mommajessiec
Let’s grow old together and compare medication.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 4, 2021
3. James Breakwell, @XplodingUnicorn
Wife: What are the kids doing outside?
Me: *sees one kid leading another kid on a dog leash* Their normal stuff.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2021
4. Chipotle, @ChipotleTweets
don’t cry because your chip broke smile because now you have two chips
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) April 7, 2021
5. Mindy Kaling, @mindykaling
What is this trend in cookies that are super intricate frosted personalized pucks with like hard icing that taste bad but have your car dealerships phone number on it
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 22, 2021
6. Thoughts of Dog®, @dog_feelings
when i was much younger. the human came with me to get my shots. they held my paw. and everything was alright. today. i’m riding along as they get theirs. i don’t think they will need to hold my paw. but i will be here just in case
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 28, 2021
7. Fact Retriever, @factretriever
Over a lifetime, most people spend an average of one year sitting on the toilet.
— Fact Retriever (@factretriever) May 1, 2021
8. James, @CaucasianJames
got at least 40 more years left in me. time to make the best of it. i’m thinking chicken parm tonight
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 29, 2021
9. Simon Holland, @simoncholland
I made this recipe with only fresh ingredients except for the nutmeg that has been in my spice cabinet since 2004.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2021
10. Monica Heisey, @monicaheisey
“will this weird, expensive vase help” – me to myself on some little trinkets website, upwards of 40x per day
— monicaheisey (@monicaheisey) March 14, 2021
11. Harrison, @harriweinreb
My son is making me wear a wire to parent-teacher interviews
— Harrison (@harriweinreb) April 19, 2021
12. Pourmecoffee, @pourmecoffee
Not creepy at all.
“Archaeologists Find Marble Head of Roman Emperor Augustus in Italian Town” https://t.co/0Ct4nOOAXe pic.twitter.com/rC4UFMajhA
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 4, 2021
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13. Kat Dennings, @OfficialKat
There’s a lot of data on probiotics but very little on conbiotics
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) April 10, 2021
14. MoonPie, @MoonPie
The CDC hasn’t said anything about putting a MoonPie underneath your mask and just licking on it all day have they
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 5, 2020
15. David Hughes, @david8hughes
“Who raised you? is the most common response people have when they watch me eat popcorn.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 29, 2021
16. SparkNotes, @SparkNotes
You drop a chandelier into the audience at the opera house ONE TIME and no one ever lets you forget it
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) April 29, 2021
17. Tim Siedell, @badbanana
Just hit my new daily Fitbit goal of 125 steps!
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 13, 2020
18. Women’s Humor, @womenshumor
After all, I deserve this. pic.twitter.com/rk3Pq4qgEl
— Women’s Humor (@womenshumor) May 3, 2021
19. Charmin, @Charmin
Although we’re typically a lead, we’ve got plenty of love for Supporting Rolls. #TheGlobes
— Charmin (@Charmin) March 1, 2021
20. Ryan Reynolds, @VancityReynolds
Actual shark > Baby Shark
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 8, 2021
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