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100 Short Jokes for Kids That Are Easy to Remember

They're short and sweet—just like your kids! These funny jokes for the pint-sized set are guaranteed to get lots of laughs.

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Get ready for some serious giggles

There’s nothing better than the sounds of kids giggling and having fun when they are telling each other short jokes and kid-friendly riddles. However, sometimes memorizing new jokes or coming up with original ones can be hard, even if you’re naturally funny. That’s why we rounded up 100 of the best short jokes for kids. They’re hilarious and super easy to remember, so pint-sized comedians will have no problem telling them to their family and friends. Some of these jokes are witty and others are a little cheesy, but one thing’s for sure: All of them are totally LOL-worthy, and they’ll make you smile just as much as your children. Keep the laughs for the littles going with these funny knock-knock jokes for kids.

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Teddy bear joke on orangerd.com

1. Why did the teddy bear skip out on dessert when she was on a date?

She was stuffed! Here are more bear puns that’ll make you growl with laughter.

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Gummy bear joke on purplerd.com

2. What is a little bear with no teeth is called?

A gummy bear.

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Noodle joke on bluerd.com

3. What do you call a noodle that is fake?

An im-pasta. Foodies of all ages will also love these pasta puns that’ll spice up your daily rotini.

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Alligator joke on greenrd.com

4. What’s an alligator in a vest called?

An investi-gator.

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Mars joke on yellowrd.com

5. What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?

You planet.

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Cookie joke on bluerd.com

6. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?

He felt crummy. Poor little guy—maybe we could cheer him up with these cookie puns that are batter than you think.

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Butterfly joke on redrd.com

7. Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?

So she could see a butter-fly.

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Nacho joke on orangerd.com

8. What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?

Nacho cheese!

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Wave joke on purplerd.com

9. What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly?

It waves.

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Cinderella joke on blue

10. Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?

She runs away from the ball.

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Blueberry joke on greenrd.com

11. What’s a really sad strawberry called?

A blueberry. Make mealtime a lot more interesting with this short joke for kids—or one of these fruit puns that are berry, berry funny.

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Bat joke on redrd.com

12. What’s one animal you’ll always find at a baseball game?

A bat.

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Pirate joke on yellowrd.com

13. What’s a pirate’s favorite class to take in school?

Arrrrrt.

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Candy joke on orangerd.com

14. What candy do bumblebees love the most?

Bumble gum. Here are more bee puns worth buzzing about.

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Peter pan joke on redrd.com

15. Why does Peter Pan fly around so much?

He Neverlands.

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Math joke on bluerd.com

16. What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

I have so many problems. Get your kids to love this school subject with these funny math jokes.

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Banana joke on purplerd.com

17. What kind of shoes does a banana peel love wearing?

Slippers.

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Rose joke on greenrd.com

18. What did the big rose say to the little rose?

“Hi, bud!”

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Dalmatian joke on redrd.com

19. What did the Dalmatian say after she had a huge meal?

That hit the spot.

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Pencil joke on yellowrd.com

20. What’s a pencil’s favorite place to visit?

Pencil-vania.

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Polar bear joke on orangerd.com

21. Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snow bank.

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Witch jokerd.com

22. Why do all witches wear black?

So you can’t tell which witch is which.

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Ice cream joke on redrd.com

23. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae school. Here are more of the best ice cream puns in one fell scoop.

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Broom joke on bluerd.com

24. Why was the teenage broom late for homeroom?

He overswept.

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Superman joke on purplerd.com

25. Why is Superman’s outfit always so tight on him?

It’s a size S.

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Bird jokerd.com

26. What do you call two birds who are in love with each other?

Tweet-hearts.

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Fish jokerd.com

27. Why do so many fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze. Don’t miss these other fish puns that will split your gills.

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Clock jokerd.com

28. If a clock strikes 13, what time is it?

Time to get a new clock.

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Lemon jokerd.com

29. When a lemon is sick, what do you do?

Give it lemon-aid.

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Pumpkin jokerd.com

30. What do you do to fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch. Bookmark these corny Halloween jokes now so you’re prepared with loads of short jokes for kids when pumpkin season rolls around.

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Frog jokerd.com

31. What type of shoes do frogs have too many pairs of?

Open-toad shoes.

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Billboard jokerd.com

32. How do billboards talk to each other?

With sign language.

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Sea creature jokerd.com

33. What’s the strongest type of sea creature?

Mussels.

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Stadium jokerd.com

34. Why are sport stadiums always so cool?

They are filled with fans.

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Cat jokerd.com

35. What’s a kitty cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple. Why stop at cat jokes? These funny cat photos will make everyone’s day better.

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Turtle jokerd.com

36. What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?

Shell-fies.

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Computer joke on yellowrd.com

37. What’s a computer’s favorite thing to snack on at night?

Computer chips.

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Candy jokerd.com

38. What candy is always running late to things?

Choco-late. Do you prefer gummy worms and lollipops to chocolate? We’ve got you covered—these candy puns are a real Life Saver.

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Tree jokerd.com

39. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Soup jokerd.com

40. What do you have to add to soup to make it gold soup?

Fourteen carrots. Did that elicit a chuckle? If so, you’ll love these vegetable puns that are un-beet-able.

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Lawyer jokerd.com

41. What do lawyers wear when they go to court?

Law-suits.

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Elf jokerd.com

42. What was one of the first things the elf learned in class?

The elf-abet. Remember this one for the holidays, along with these 25 other cute Christmas jokes for kids.

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Pizza joke

43. What is a pizza’s favorite type of jokes?

Cheesy ones!

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Bee jokerd.com

44. What’s a boy bee’s go-to haircut?

A buzzcut.

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Fish jokerd.com

45. What’s the most expensive fish called?

A goldfish.

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Dino jokerd.com

46. What’s a sleeping dinosaur called?

A dino-snore. Tee-hee! Here are another 40 dinosaur jokes for every laugh-o-saurus.

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Chicken jokerd.com

47. What kind of jobs do funny chickens have?

They are comedi-hens! Speaking of fowl humor, check out these chicken puns that are eggs-traordinarily funny.

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Alphabet jokerd.com

48. What letters are not found in the alphabet?

The ones that are not in the mail.

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Planet jokerd.com

49. What did Venus say while flirting with Saturn?

“Give me a ring sometime.” For the grown-ups in the crowd: These cheesy pickup lines are guaranteed to get a laugh.

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Burger jokerd.com

50. Where do hamburgers go if they want to go dancing?

The meatball.

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Cow jokerd.com

51. Where do cows go to hang out when they are bored?

The moooooovies. Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves. Here are another 50 cow jokes that will make you spit up your milk.

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Fish jokerd.com

52. What is the most famous type of animal in the sea?

A starfish.

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Moon jokerd.com

53. What’s one way the moon cuts his hair?

Eclipse it. For more out-of-this-world humor, check out these space puns.

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Twin jokerd.com

54. What kind of fruit do twins love the most?

Pears.

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Bird jokerd.com

55. When a bird needs to invest her money, what does she do with it?

Puts it in the stork-market.

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Bird jokerd.com

56. What class do birds always ace?

Owl-gebra.

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Melon jokerd.com

57. Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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Riddlerd.com

58. What starts with gas and has three letters?

A car.

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Lamp jokerd.com

59. Why don’t lamps ever sink when they’re in water?

They are too light.

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Puppy jokerd.com

60. Why did the puppy get great grades in class?

He was the teacher’s pet.

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Teacher jokerd.com

61. Why did the professor wear his sunglasses to class?

Because his students were so bright.

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Geologist jokerd.com

62. What’s a geologist’s favorite place to bring a date?

A rock concert. That’s one rock pun you won’t want to take for granite—and we’ve got 35 more if you’re interested.

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Mickey Mouse jokerd.com

63. Why did Mickey Mouse decide to become an astronaut?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

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Golf jokerd.com

64. Why should golfers always bring an extra pair of pants with them?

In case they get a hole in one.

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Vehicle jokerd.com

65. What kind of vehicle has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Balloon jokerd.com

66. What type of music do balloons hate listening to?

Pop.

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Unicorn jokerd.com

67. Why aren’t unicorns great dance partners?

They have two left feet.

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Tree jokerd.com

68. What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?

Sep-timber.

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Baseball jokerd.com

69. Which superhero is a pro at hitting home runs?

Batman.

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Darth Vader jokerd.com

70. Why did Darth Vader turn off all the lights in the room?

He likes it on the dark side. If you’re a Star Wars superfan, you’ll love these funny Star Wars jokes and puns for both sides of the Force.

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Insect jokerd.com

71. What’s the smartest type of insect?

A spelling bee.

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Cat jokerd.com

72. What do cats always wear when they go to bed?

Paw-jamas.

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Cat jokerd.com

73. What do you call a pile of cats outside?

A meow-tain.

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Sheep jokerd.com

74. What do you call a sheep that has no legs?

A cloud.

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Spider jokerd.com

75. What does a spider wear to her wedding?

A webbing dress.

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Pirate jokerd.com

76. What’s a pirate’s favorite country to travel to?

Arrrgh-entina.

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Monkey jokerd.com

77. What are a pair of monkeys called who share an Amazon account?

Prime-mates.

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Firefly jokerd.com

78. What did the firefly say to her BFF?

“You glow, girl!”

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Pony joke

79. Why couldn’t the pony sing at her choir concert?

She was a little hoarse.

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Fish jokerd.com

80. Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools.

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Dog jokerd.com

81. What type of dog is great at telling time?

A watch-dog.

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Falling jokerd.com

82. What’s something that falls but will never hit the ground?

The temperature.

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Clock jokerd.com

83. Why did the girl toss her alarm clock out the door?

To see time fly.

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Bird jokerd.com

84. Why did the bird get in trouble in class?

He was tweeting on a test.

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Money jokerd.com

85. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold, hard cash.

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Bull jokerd.com

86. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer.

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Astronaut jokerd.com

87. What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal of the day?

Launch.

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Volcano jokerd.com

88. What does a volcano say to his crush?

“I lava you!”

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Elsa jokerd.com

89. Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She’ll let it go.

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Bee jokerd.com

90. What do bees brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

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Cow joke

91. What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone?

A moo-sician.

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Spiderman jokerd.com

92. Where does Spider-Man do research when he needs to find out something?

The World Wide Web.

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Turtle jokerd.com

93. What do you call a turtle that is famous?

A shell-ebrity. All of the precious baby turtles in these photos are cute enough to be shell-ebs, in our opinion!

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Ears jokerd.com

94. What has thousands of ears but can’t hear at all?

A cornfield.

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Pizza jokerd.com

95. What type of pizza do dogs like to order?

Pup-eroni pizza.

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Italian jokerd.com

96. What does an Italian ghost always order when he goes out to eat?

Spook-hetti.

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Planet jokerd.com

97. Which planet is the best singer?

Nep-tune.

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Keys jokerd.com

98. What type of keys are known for being extra sweet?

Cookies. If sweets are on your mind, you’ll devour these donut puns that are just a-dough-rable.

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Finger jokerd.com

99. What did the finger confess to the thumb?

“I’m in glove with you!”

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Storm jokerd.com

100. What does a storm cloud make sure to wear under her raincoat?

Thunderwear. Next, enjoy these goat puns that are so baaad, they’re good.

Maryn Liles
Maryn is a seasoned lifestyle writer who's always on the lookout for what's new and next. When she's not writing, you can find her working on her latest home decor DIY project, out for a hike or dancing around the house to 80s jams.

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