75 Harry Potter Pickup Lines for Your Favorite Muggle

Looking for a keeper? If you’ve struggled to find the right words to get someone’s attention, you’re not alone. Flirting can be really nerve-racking, but sometimes all you need is a little something to break the ice. Luckily, using your love of Harry Potter may be the ticket—more specifically, using our list of Harry Potter pickup lines.

Whether you’re looking for pickup lines for guys or pickup lines for girls, there’s something here for everyone. So read on for some of the best Harry Potter pickup lines to help you Slytherin to any conversation—and heart—with ease.

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Harry Potter pickup lines about Quidditch

1. Did it hurt when you fell from the Quidditch broom? ‘Cause you’re a Keeper.

2. If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

3. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

4. I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!

5. You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

6. You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been seeking you my whole life.

7. I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?

8. You must be a Nimbus 2000, because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

9. I’m not a Beater, a Seeker or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.

10. You must be a Bludger, because you knock me out.

Harry Potter pickup lines about spells

11. You must be a Horcrux, because you’ve captured my heart.

12. You must be a Lumos spell, because you light up my world.

13. Do you have a Remembrall? Because I forget everything else when I’m with you.

14. You must be a Leviosa spell, because you’ve got me floating on air.

15. I didn’t need an Amortentia to fall for you—it just happened naturally.

16. Do you have a Confundus Charm? Because you leave me completely dazed.

17. Even Voldemort couldn’t Avada Kedavra my feelings for you.

18. If you were a Horcrux, I’d sacrifice everything to find you.

19. You must be a Petrificus Totalus, because I’m frozen by your beauty.

20. Even if you were a Deathly Hallow, I’d choose you over everything.

21. Even the mirror of Erised wouldn’t show me anything better than you.

22. You must be made of floo powder, because you’ve got me traveling straight to you.

23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I apparate by again?

24. If you were a spell, you’d be “Accio” because you’ve summoned my heart.

25. Are you a Time-Turner? Because I’d go back in time just to meet you again.

26. No, you didn’t take a love potion. I’m just this charming.

29. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

30. Wow—when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

31. Are you using the Confundus Charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

32. You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

33. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

34. When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

35. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

36. I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

37. Did you just use the Stupefy Spell, or are you a natural stunner?

38. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

39. I would take a Marauder’s Map just to stare at you all night!

40. You’ve got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.

Harry Potter pickup lines about Hogwarts

41. If I were at Hogwarts, my love for you would be in the Restricted Section.

42. If I had to choose between you and magic, I’d give up my wand for you.

43. You must be a Hufflepuff, because you’ve got me feeling loyal to you.

44. You must be a Ravenclaw, because you’re the smartest choice I’ve made.

45. You must be a Gryffindor, because you’re bold enough to steal my heart.

46. I’d follow you anywhere—even to the Forbidden Forest.

47. Let’s take a trip to Hogsmeade—I’ll buy you all the Butterbeer you want.

48. Are you a Hogwarts acceptance letter? Because you’re the magical invitation I’ve been waiting for.

49. You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

50. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or did you just use a Portkey to teleport here?

51. Your name must be Luna, because you’ve brought some Lovegood into my life.

52. You had me at “Harry Potter.”

53. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

54. I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

55. I am Sirius-ly into you.

56. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

57. We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

58. My wand has chosen you!

59. Harry Potter may be the boy who lived, but you’re my chosen one.

60. Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.

61. Are we in the Room of Requirements? Because I require you.

62. Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?

63. I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.

64. Me without you is like Fred without George.

Harry Potter pickup lines about creatures

65. I’d fight a thousand Dementors just to keep you safe.

66. Excuse me, but are you a Gryffindor? Because you’ve got my heart racing like I’m facing a Hungarian Horntail.

67. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

68. Is your name Firenze? Because you’re the centaur of my universe.

69. Even if you were a Basilisk, I wouldn’t mind dying just to look into your eyes.

70. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

71. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

72. Are you a Basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

73. Are you half-alive Voldemort? ‘Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.

74. I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.

75. You must be a house-elf, because you clean up great.

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