30 Pickup Lines for Girls That Are Sure to Make Her Laugh
Updated: Dec. 11, 2023
Steal her heart with these corny, yet amusing ice breakers
Sometimes a simple “hello” just doesn’t feel like enough when you’re trying to get the attention of someone special. While pickup lines are certainly cheesy, getting the girl to crack even the tiniest of smiles may just be enough to break the ice. Keep in mind that pickup lines are meant to be taken lightly, so the cornier the better. Store these in your back pocket and bring your best game the next time you try to win a girl’s heart. For more ideas, don’t miss our list of the cheesiest pickup lines we could find.
Abracadabra!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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Do you work out?
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
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Right next to my bottle cap collection
I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
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No broker fees
I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind.
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Super smooth
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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Only a fraction of people will find this funny
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
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Berry cute
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
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QWERTY
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
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My favorite Star Wars pun; Hans down!
Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
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I’m bananas for you
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
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It’s tough to beat Disney
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
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Just Google it
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. If you thought this was good, then you’ll love these flirty knock-knock jokes!
Do you have your license?
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Or maybe it was history
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
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Substitute the streaming service of your choice
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours. Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pickup lines to your favorite muggle.
So on point
Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
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For the pessimist
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number two
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
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Cool as a cucumber
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Then drop the mic
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
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Actually, it’s polyester
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Siriusly
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
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Feline good
If I was a cat, I’d spend all of my nine lives with you.
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Please don’t break my heart too
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Should I call Cupid?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
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Amen
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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A true thief
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
My heart is soaring
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
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Help!
Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
You are a star
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Next, memorize these short jokes for when you need to get a few laughs on demand.
Originally Published: January 08, 2021
