50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Updated: Apr. 23, 2020Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
The right words
Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These funny pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren’t your thing, throw out one of these conversation starters that make you instantly interesting instead.
Working it
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing.
Geek love
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” If you’re a fan of cheesy pickup lines, you’ll love these 75 short jokes anyone can remember.
Dried fruits
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
Word nerd
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.
Meter man
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.
Take two
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
Granted!
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
Action, action
“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
Pun fun
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” Funny pickup lines aside, here are the best animal cartoons out there.
Smooth, dude
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” These are the 26 best wedding jokes and quotes for the perfect speech.
Wheel love
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
Read my lips
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” Read the 25 best anti-jokes that are so unfunny they’re funny.
Baker man
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
Check, please!
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
Speedy reader
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.” Don’t miss these clever jokes that will make you sound smart.
Flipping a switch
“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”
History lesson
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.” Show more of your historical knowledge with these funny jokes only history buffs will understand.
Get happy
“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”
This is gonna fly
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”
“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”
Cheesy grin
“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”
Total KO
“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
Right on the money
“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!” If you’re an introvert, using funny pickup lines can be a little nerve-racking—but you’ll get some laughs from these 15 cartoons introverts will understand perfectly.
“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
An enterprising line
“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”
Sweet nothings
“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”
Cutie Pi
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!” Check out some more clever math jokes to share on Pi Day (and every day).
Wait for them to sneeze, then…
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!” Way to turn a sneeze into something super romantic. Read these sweet and funny love quotes for the romantic in all of us.
Needs an update
“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”
A good plug
“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”
Spacing out
“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
A sweeping gesture
“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”
You plus me
“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”
Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen
“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!” If you like funny pickup lines that have to do with science, you’ll get a laugh from these other clever chemistry jokes.
For the Harry Potter fan
“Not even Snape could Severus apart!” If this cheesy pickup line gets a laugh, be ready to Accio some of these other silly Harry Potter jokes.
Memory problems
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” Check out this monster list of short jokes that anyone can remember.
“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
Number 2
“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
“I” doctor
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.” Check out these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
Brush up
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.” These are the 50 funniest jokes about each of the 50 states.
A match made in heaven
“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
Getting directions
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Pro athlete
“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.” These are the funniest cartoon puns that somehow never get old.
Out of this world
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.” Here are 15 more witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
Search engine of love
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
One size fits all
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.” Now learn the corny jokes everyone will laugh at.
First aid
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
Conversation starter
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?” Don’t miss these smart jokes that will make you sound like a genius.
Hot off the stove
“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!” Check out some more food-related funny pickup lines…or should we say cheesy pickup lines?
Let the sunshine in
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
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