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60 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these cheesy pick up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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The right words

Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These cheesy pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! With all the pick-up lines out there, it can be hard to find the right one. Maybe your date isn’t into chemistry pick-up lines or maybe you’re already past the dating app stage so these Tinder pick-up lines won’t work, which is why we have rounded up the cheesiest of the cheesy pick-up lines that they won’t be able to help but laugh at. Whether you’re looking for the best pick-up lines for girls or the funniest pick-up lines for guys, we have got you covered!

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what do you doRd.com, the noun project

Working it

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing. Don’t forget to browse these nerdy pick up lines that are pretty acute.

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microsoftRd.com, the noun project

Geek love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pick up lines to your favorite muggle.

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raisinsRd.com, the noun project

Dried fruits

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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alphabetRd.com, the noun project

Word nerd

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date.

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parking ticketRd.com, the noun project

Meter man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pick up lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy!

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love at first sightRd.com, the noun project

Take two

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

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3 wishesRd.com, the noun project

Granted!

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

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Van DammeRd.com, the noun project

Action, action

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

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impeccableRd.com, the noun project

Pun fun

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

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boyfriend materialRd.com, the noun project

Smooth, dude

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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licenseRd.com, the noun project

Wheel love

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

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fine printRd.com, the noun project

Read my lips

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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ovenRd.com, the noun project

Baker man

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

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menuRd.com, the noun project

Check, please!

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

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library cardRd.com, the noun project

Speedy reader

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

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rd.com, the noun project

Flipping a switch

“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”

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historian pick up linerd.com, the noun project

History lesson

“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

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disneyland pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Get happy

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

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airplane pick up linerd.com, the noun project

This is gonna fly

“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

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magician pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Presto

“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

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camera pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Cheesy grin

“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”

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knockout pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Total KO

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

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loan interest pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Right on the money

“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

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stolen heart pick up linerd.com, the noun project

In need of medical attention

“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

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star trek pick up lineShutterstock (2)

An enterprising line

“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

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nothing pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Sweet nothings

“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

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pi pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Cutie Pi

“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

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god bless you pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Wait for them to sneeze, then…

“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”

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phone number pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Needs an update

“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

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charger pick up linerd.com, the noun project

A good plug

“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

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zero gravity pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Spacing out

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

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broom pick up linerd.com, the noun project

A sweeping gesture

“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

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mathematician pick up linerd.com, the noun project

You plus me

“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”

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CUTE pick up linerd.com, the noun project

Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen

“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”

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made me forgetRd.com, the noun project

Memory problems

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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blinded byRd.com, the noun project

Medical attention

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

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broken pencilRd.com, the noun project

Number 2

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

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my eyesRd.com, the noun project

“I” doctor

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

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you're so sweetRd.com, the noun project

Brush up

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

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missing angelRd.com, the noun project

A match made in heaven

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

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lost in your eyesRd.com, the noun project

Getting directions

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

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runningRd.com, the noun project

Pro athlete

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”

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alienRd.com, the noun project

Out of this world

“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”

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googleRd.com, the noun project

Search engine of love

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

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socksRd.com, the noun project

One size fits all

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

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bandaidRd.com, the noun project

First aid

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

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were you talking to me?Rd.com, the noun project

Conversation starter

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?”

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campbellRd.com, the noun project

Hot off the stove

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

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the sunRd.com, the noun project

Let the sunshine in

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

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French pickup linerd.com, The Noun Project

Oui, oui

“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

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Pickup line on bluerd.com, The Noun Project

Happens to the best of us

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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Vegetable pickup line on purplerd.com, The Noun Project

Lettuce go out

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”

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Guilty pickup line on tealrd.com, The Noun Project

Read me my rights

“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”

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Artist pickup line on bluerd.com, The Noun Project

Picasso?

“I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”

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Electrician pickup line on purplerd.com, The Noun Project

Sparks flying

“Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”

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Instagram pickup line on tealrd.com, The Noun Project

Like and subscribe

“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

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Little Mermaid pickup line on bluerd.com, The Noun Project

Under the sea

“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”

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Prayer pickup line on purplerd.com, The Noun Project

Amen

“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”

Now that you have these cheesy pick up lines ready to go, add these flirty knock-knock jokes to your repertoire to get your sweetheart smiling.

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