50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Updated: Oct. 27, 2020Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
The right words
Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These funny pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren’t your thing, throw out one of these conversation starters that make you instantly interesting instead.
Geek love
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” If you’re a fan of cheesy pickup lines, you’ll love these 75 short jokes anyone can remember.
Word nerd
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.
Meter man
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.
Action, action
“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
Pun fun
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” Funny pickup lines aside, here are the best animal cartoons out there.
Smooth, dude
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” These are the 26 best wedding jokes and quotes for the perfect speech.
Read my lips
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” Read the 25 best anti-jokes that are so unfunny they’re funny.
Speedy reader
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.” Don’t miss these clever jokes that will make you sound smart.
History lesson
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.” Show more of your historical knowledge with these funny jokes only history buffs will understand.
Right on the money
“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!” If you’re an introvert, using funny pickup lines can be a little nerve-racking—but you’ll get some laughs from these 15 cartoons introverts will understand perfectly.
Cutie Pi
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!” Check out some more clever math jokes to share on Pi Day (and every day).
Wait for them to sneeze, then…
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!” Way to turn a sneeze into something super romantic. Read these sweet and funny love quotes for the romantic in all of us.
You plus me
“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”
Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen
“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!” If you like funny pickup lines that have to do with science, you’ll get a laugh from these other clever chemistry jokes.
For the Harry Potter fan
“Not even Snape could Severus apart!” If this cheesy pickup line gets a laugh, be ready to Accio some of these other silly Harry Potter jokes.
Memory problems
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” Check out this monster list of short jokes that anyone can remember.
“I” doctor
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.” Check out these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
Brush up
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.” These are the 50 funniest jokes about each of the 50 states.
Pro athlete
“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.” These are the funniest cartoon puns that somehow never get old.
Out of this world
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.” Here are 15 more witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
One size fits all
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.” Now learn the corny jokes everyone will laugh at.
Conversation starter
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?” Don’t miss these smart jokes that will make you sound like a genius.
Hot off the stove
“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!” Check out some more food-related funny pickup lines…or should we say cheesy pickup lines?
Let the sunshine in
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
Sources: lolriot.com, humor.about.com, jokes4us.com, goodreads.com, bestlife.com, thoughtcatalog.com, and our own real-life horror stories