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60 Cheesy Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these cheesy pickup lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These cheesy pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! With all the pickup lines out there, it can be hard to find the right one. Maybe your date isn’t into chemistry pickup lines or maybe you’re already past the dating app stage so these Tinder pickup lines won’t work, which is why we have rounded up the cheesiest of the cheesy pickup lines that they won’t be able to help but laugh at. Whether you’re looking for the best pickup lines for girls or the funniest pickup lines for guys, we have got you covered! You can even try cracking some of the funniest jokes of all time to keep them laughing.

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Working it

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing. Don’t forget to browse these nerdy pickup lines that are pretty acute.

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Geek love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pickup lines to your favorite muggle.

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Dried fruits

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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Word nerd

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date.

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Meter man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy!

love at first sight
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Take two

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?” This fall, try these Halloween pickup lines for your new boo.

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“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

Van Damme
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Action, action

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

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Pun fun

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

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Smooth, dude

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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Wheel love

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

fine print
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Read my lips

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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Baker man

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

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Check, please!

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

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Speedy reader

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

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Flipping a switch

“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”

historian pick up line
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History lesson

“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

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disneyland pick up line
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Get happy

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

airplane pick up line
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This is gonna fly

“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

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“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

camera pick up line
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Cheesy grin

“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”

knockout pick up line
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Total KO

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

loan interest pick up line
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Right on the money

“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

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stolen heart pick up line
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In need of medical attention

“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

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An enterprising line

“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

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Sweet nothings

“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

pi pick up line
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Cutie Pi

“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

god bless you pick up line
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Wait for them to sneeze, then…

“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”

phone number pick up line
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Needs an update

“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

charger pick up line
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A good plug

“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

zero gravity pick up line
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Spacing out

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

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A sweeping gesture

“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

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You plus me

“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”

Next, learn these clever math pickup lines that will help you get that cutie pi’s number.

CUTE pick up line
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Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen

“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”

made me forget
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Memory problems

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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Medical attention

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

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Number 2

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

my eyes
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“I” doctor

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

you're so sweet
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Brush up

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

missing angel
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A match made in heaven

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

lost in your eyes
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Getting directions

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

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Pro athlete

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”

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Out of this world

“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”

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Search engine of love

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

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One size fits all

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

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First aid

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

were you talking to me?
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Conversation starter

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?”

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Hot off the stove

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

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Let the sunshine in

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

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French pickup line
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Oui, oui

“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

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Happens to the best of us

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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Lettuce go out

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”

Guilty pickup line on teal
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Read me my rights

“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”

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“I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”

Electrician pickup line on purple
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Sparks flying

“Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”

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Like and subscribe

“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

Little Mermaid pickup line on blue
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Under the sea

“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”

Prayer pickup line on purple
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“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”

Now that you have these cheesy pickup lines ready to go, add these flirty knock-knock jokes to your repertoire to get your sweetheart smiling.