60 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Updated: Oct. 05, 2022Try one of these cheesy pick up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
The right words
Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These cheesy pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! With all the pick-up lines out there, it can be hard to find the right one. Maybe your date isn’t into chemistry pick-up lines or maybe you’re already past the dating app stage so these Tinder pick-up lines won’t work, which is why we have rounded up the cheesiest of the cheesy pick-up lines that they won’t be able to help but laugh at. Whether you’re looking for the best pick-up lines for girls or the funniest pick-up lines for guys, we have got you covered! You can even try cracking some of the funniest jokes of all time to keep them laughing.
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Working it
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing. Don’t forget to browse these nerdy pick up lines that are pretty acute.
Geek love
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pick up lines to your favorite muggle.
Word nerd
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date.
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Meter man
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pick up lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy!
Take two
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?” This fall, try these Halloween pick up lines for your new boo.
Action, action
“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
Smooth, dude
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
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History lesson
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
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Medical attention
“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
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Out of this world
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
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Let the sunshine in
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
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Under the sea
“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”
Amen
“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”
Now that you have these cheesy pick up lines ready to go, add these flirty knock-knock jokes to your repertoire to get your sweetheart smiling.
