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50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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The right words

Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These funny pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren’t your thing, throw out one of these conversation starters that make you instantly interesting instead.

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Working it


“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing.

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Geek love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” If you’re a fan of cheesy pickup lines, you’ll love these 75 short jokes anyone can remember.

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Dried fruits


“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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Word nerd


“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.

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Meter man


“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.

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Take two


“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

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Granted!


“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

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Action, action


“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

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Pun fun


“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” Funny pickup lines aside, here are the best animal cartoons out there.

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Smooth, dude


“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” These are the 26 best wedding jokes and quotes for the perfect speech.

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Wheel love


“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

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Read my lips


“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” Read the 25 best anti-jokes that are so unfunny they’re funny.

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Baker man


“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

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Check, please!


“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

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Speedy reader


“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.” Don’t miss these clever jokes that will make you sound smart.

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Flipping a switch

“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”

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History lesson

“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.” Show more of your historical knowledge with these funny jokes only history buffs will understand.

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Get happy

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

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This is gonna fly

“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

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Presto

“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

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Cheesy grin

“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”

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Total KO

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

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Right on the money

“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!” If you’re an introvert, using funny pickup lines can be a little nerve-racking—but you’ll get some laughs from these 15 cartoons introverts will understand perfectly.

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In need of medical attention

“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

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An enterprising line

“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

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Sweet nothings

“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

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Cutie Pi

“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!” Check out some more clever math jokes to share on Pi Day (and every day).

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Wait for them to sneeze, then…

“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!” Way to turn a sneeze into something super romantic. Read these sweet and funny love quotes for the romantic in all of us.

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Needs an update

“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

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A good plug

“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

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Spacing out

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

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A sweeping gesture

“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

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You plus me

“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”

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Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen

“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!” If you like funny pickup lines that have to do with science, you’ll get a laugh from these other clever chemistry jokes.

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For the Harry Potter fan

“Not even Snape could Severus apart!” If this cheesy pickup line gets a laugh, be ready to Accio some of these other silly Harry Potter jokes.

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Memory problems

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” Check out this monster list of short jokes that anyone can remember.

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Medical attention


“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

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Number 2


“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

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“I” doctor


“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.” Check out these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.

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Brush up


“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.” These are the 50 funniest jokes about each of the 50 states.

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A match made in heaven

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

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Getting directions

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

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Pro athlete

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.” These are the funniest cartoon puns that somehow never get old.

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Out of this world

“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.” Here are 15 more witty bar jokes anyone can remember.

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Search engine of love

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

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One size fits all

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.” Now learn the corny jokes everyone will laugh at.

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First aid

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

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Conversation starter

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?” Don’t miss these smart jokes that will make you sound like a genius.

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Hot off the stove

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!” Check out some more food-related funny pickup lines…or should we say cheesy pickup lines?

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Let the sunshine in

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

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