Jokes > Dog Puns
Q: What do you call a dog that’s ready for spring break? A: Pug boat
Q: What do you call a sad pup? A: mellon collie
Q: What was the dogs favorite type of homework to do? A: A lab report
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time it was a bit ruff.
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
I wanted to see lots of animals at the zoo, but they only had one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
What did the dog in the hard hat say? My specialty is roofing.
Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A Labrabacadabrador
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and brought it back. Seems a little far fetched.
Guess what I’ll call my house key? My Corg-key!
Today is ruff.
Don’t stop retreievin’ hold on to that feline
I’m not fat. I’m just a little husky.
I need to see a dentist. One of my canines is getting loose.
Did you hear about the dog that gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering.
What breed of dog tells
off-color jokes? A smutt.
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red? A: A bull dog
Q: What do you do when a dog eats your English homework? A: Take the words right out of its mouth!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him? A: He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”
Q: What do dogs study for their PhDs? A: Barkeology
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound!
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after he had some kibble? A: That hit the spot!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite late-night TV host? A: Canine O’Brien
Q: What’s a chihuahua’s favorite Christmas carol? A: Fleas Navidad
I wanted to see a bunch of different animals at the zoo, but all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
Q: What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A: A Labracadabrador
My buddy said he threw a stick 20 miles, but his dog still found it and retrieved it. I dunno… sounds a little far fetched to me.
Q: Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road? A: She was arrested for littering.