Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Funny cats, dogs, and other creatures prowl through our collection of funny animal jokes.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down on the side of the road?
A: It gets toad away.
Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down on the side of the road?
A: It gets toad away.
Q: What’s the smartest animal?
A: A fish because they stay in schools!
Q: What’s the smartest animal?
A: A fish because they stay in schools!
Q: Why did the whale cross the street?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the whale cross the street?
A: To get to the other tide.
My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Q: What kind of math do owls like?
A: Owlgebra
Q: What kind of math do owls like?
A: Owlgebra
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
A: She got too jumpy!
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
A: She got too jumpy!
Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation?
A: She only had a little trunk.
Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation?
A: She only had a little trunk.
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.
Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?
A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant.
Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?
A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant.
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!