Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam
Frogmobile
Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down on the side of the road?
A: It gets toad away.
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Animals With Smarts
Q: What’s the smartest animal?
A: A fish because they stay in schools!
Whale That’s Funny
Q: Why did the whale cross the street?
A: To get to the other tide.
Hackers Beware
My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
Money Stinks
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Bug Plus Bird
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Pisces Plus Pachyderm
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
This little dog went to the market
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Dog breeds
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Math for Owls
Q: What kind of math do owls like?
A: Owlgebra
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
A: She got too jumpy!
So Much for Packing Light
Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation?
A: She only had a little trunk.
If Hippos Could Talk
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.
Astro Fish
Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
Elephant For Hire
Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?
A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant.
Hope You’re Not Lactose Intolerant
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
The Hardest Working Chicken You’ll Ever Meet
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!