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Dry Penguin
Faster Than a Snail
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Turtle Recall
Lazy Kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.
Sleeping Dogs
On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?” Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.”
Inky Pig
Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
A: Because it came out of the pen.
Put a Ring On it?
Milk Too Much
Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Escargot
Laughing Stock
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!
Dressy Alligator
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An Investigator!
Clumsy Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: "Dam!"
Serpents Plus Sweets
Two Giraffes Are Driving
Frogmobile
Animals With Smarts
Whale That’s Funny
Hackers Beware
Money Stinks
Bug Plus Bird
Pisces Plus Pachyderm
This little dog went to the market
Dog breeds
Math for Owls
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
So Much for Packing Light
If Hippos Could Talk
Astro Fish
Elephant For Hire
Hope You’re Not Lactose Intolerant
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
The Hardest Working Chicken You’ll Ever Meet
Lazy birds
Fishy Fitness
Leopard Lunch
A Pork Sport
Charging Bull
Shellfish Loans
Confused Dolphin
Get a Buzz Cut?
Snail Fail
OUCH!
The Big Apple
Vacay, Baby!
Beautiful music
Don’t Have a Bird
Animal Attraction
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.