One-Liners

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Tim Siedell on The Revenant

The Revenant (2015). 
An epic tale of one man’s desperate journey to 
do whatever it takes to 
finally win an Oscar.

@badbanana (Tim Siedell)

Aaron Fullerton on Spelling

We can teach kids there’s no i in team, but it’s way more important 
to teach them that there’s no a in 
definitely.

Humorist Aaron Fullerton

Honest Brand Slogans

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”

Source: honestslogans.com

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