19 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you’ll get laughs, if not love.
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“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
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“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
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“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
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“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
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“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
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“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
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“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
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“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”