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50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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The right words

Can't find the right words to say to that special someone? These funny pickup lines may be corny, but they're sure to make someone crack a smile if you're bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren't your thing, throw out one of these conversation starters that make you instantly interesting instead.

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Working it


"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they're also chuckle-inducing.

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Geek love

"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?" If you're a fan of cheesy pickup lines, you'll love these 75 short jokes anyone can remember.

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Dried fruits


"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

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Word nerd


"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." Cheesy pickup lines aren't the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.

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Meter man


"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you." These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that's anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.

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Take two


"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

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Granted!


"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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Action, action


"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

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Pun fun


"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable." Funny pickup lines aside, here are the best animal cartoons out there.

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