50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
The right words
Can't find the right words to say to that special someone? These funny pickup lines may be corny, but they're sure to make someone crack a smile if you're bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren't your thing, throw out one of these conversation starters that make you instantly interesting instead.
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they're also chuckle-inducing.
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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." Cheesy pickup lines aren't the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you." These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that's anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"
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