Jokes > Music Puns
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music
What is the musical part of a snake? The scales.
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park? “Bach it up.”
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano.
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band.
Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music? Swing.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Q: Why was the math book depressed? A: Because it had so many problems.
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book? A: He found it too derivative.
Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? A: Too much sax and violins.
Q: What is Beethoven doing now? A: De-composing
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A: A-flat minor
Q: What happens if you play a county song backwards? A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? A: New Age music.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? A: To get away from the noise.
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store? A: For the lute.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? A: All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
Q: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? A: He was Haydn
Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping? A: Because he was Baroque.
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato? Never mind, it’s too short.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue.
Q: How do you make a bandstand? A: Take away their chairs.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m listening to music in 4/4.
Q: How are trumpets like pirates? A: They both murder in the high C’s