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Kids—and spouses, apparently—still say the darnedest things.
It’s a battle between the rational decision maker and the instant gratification monkey.
During his time in the U.S. Senate, fiscal conservative Tom Coburn (R-OK) produced an annual ‘Wastebook’ that called out the ‘100 most blatant examples of unnecessary government grants.’ Here are a few of the oddest entries form recent years.
‘Terrible v. Terrible.’ ‘Schmuck v. United States.’ Sometimes, nobody wins.
Did you know that if your refrigerator dies you can put a live frog into a glass of milk to keep it fresh? Some frogs produce antibiotic peptides that help preserve milk. Glad to know, even though there’s no way in hell I’m going to try it. Here are other ‘healthy remedies’ I’m steering clear of:
While the bride and groom may change, the supporting cast remains oddly familiar.
Chronically late people don’t mean any harm—they’re just insane.
Dan Bergstein explains the art of writing the perfect graduation speech.
‘Nice guys finish last’ means something very different in Spain.
From Lincoln to Roosevelt and Reagan to Obama, every president has to play comedian-in-chief when duty calls.
These gags will win you a Triple Crown in joke telling.
Was a bank robbery just ‘performance art’? Did one crook have an ‘evil twin’ giving him a bad name? See if you can guess the truth.
Paying criminals not to shoot each other is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard… thank God it’s working.
David Tate explains how to achieve the newest trend in men’s fitness: the dad bod.
Fact: If you have a mom, you have an embarrassing mom story. Here, 22 ‘Reader’s Digest’ readers share the funniest, sassiest, and most ridiculous things their mothers ever did.
More proof that some people just shouldn’t be trusted with telephones.
The definition of irony: a situation that is strange or funny because things happen in a way that seems the opposite of what you expected. When it comes to finding examples of irony, life proves stranger (and funnier) than fiction.
If you’re clueless about how to go about slathering your pet with tons of love, here are some ideas.
There are funny names for everything— just ask George Carlin, Demetri Martin, and these other top comedians.