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Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
R2-D2, of course.
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
No one who?
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Says me, that’s who!
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
No, you’re a poo!
Candice door open, or what?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Pecan somebody your own size!
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WandaWanda who?Wanda hang out with me right now?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.