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Get through a rough patch with these girlfriend jokes and boyfriend jokes.
Relationships with friends, families and significant others are all about love and laughs. Make your favorite people smile with these relationship jokes, love jokes, girlfriend jokes, boyfriend jokes and more.
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Tom One and Two
Although I’d been dating a woman for several months, I guess I didn’t know her as well as I thought. One day I called, and her ten-year-old son answered.
“Hi,” I said. “It’s Tom. Can I speak with your mom?”
He responded, “Are you Tom One or Tom Two?”
Needless to say, his mother is now down to one Tom.
Daughter-in-Law’s Husband
I’m lucky that my wife and mother are very close. I realized just how close the time I drove my mother to her doctor, which my wife usually does. When the doctor came into the room, my own dear mother introduced me as her “daughter-in-law’s husband.”
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Expensive Ring
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Google Girl
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Friendly Competition…
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Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy
Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen
Strapped For Cash
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Dating a Hoarder
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A Beautiful Friendship
I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn't think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends. So I hung up and called him back. He was like, "Hello?" I said, "Hey, friend, it's me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?"