What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
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What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
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Melon Friends
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Greasy Love
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Good looking pineapple
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Tomato love
I love you from my head tomatoes
Dinosaur car crash
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: T-Rex
Door frog
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
A: Bellhop
Karate pig
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Everyday potato
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Baby alien
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Crocodile Crime
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Lazy kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Volcano love
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Magician Owl
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
A: Hoodini
Sick banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Fancy fish
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
A: Sofishticated
Toothless bear
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gummybear
Jungle cat race
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Space party
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Don’t become a vegetarian
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Gator Mystery
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Cloud Undies
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear