Cute Puns

Smile wide with these cute jokes and puns.

Never thought a pun could be cute? Think again. Put that eye roll away with these cute funny puns that will make you smile all day.

Thief!

What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile

Maybee I Will, Maybee I Won’t

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe

HiYa!

What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop

Melon Friends

Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? A: You're one in a melon

Greasy Love

Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

Good looking pineapple

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple

Tomato love

I love you from my head tomatoes

Dinosaur car crash

Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A: T-Rex

Door frog

Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel? A: Bellhop

Karate pig

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Pork chop

Everyday potato

Q: What do you call an everyday potato? A: A commentator

Baby alien

Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? A: You rocket

Crocodile Crime

Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile? A: A crookodile

Lazy kangaroo

Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato

Volcano love

Q: What did the volcano say to his wife? A: I lava you

Magician Owl

Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks? A: Hoodini

Sick banana

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: It wasn't peeling well

Fancy fish

Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated

Toothless bear

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: Gummybear

Jungle cat race

Are you a cheetah? No, you lion!

Space party

Q: How do you organize a space party? A: You planet

Don’t become a vegetarian

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

Gator Mystery

Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Cloud Undies

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? A: Thunderwear