Dumb and Funny Jokes

Outrageous antics, dumb criminals, and other idiotic lines make up this dumb and funny jokes collection

Customer Service

Thank you for calling VeriCom Customer Care. Your call is…

1-800-WasteMyTime

The Windows Global Support Center cannot reach everyone.

Angry Customers

The speaker at my bank’s drive-through window had…

Win-Win

I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or…

Disloyal Customer

The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for…

Muscially Challenged

The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the…

Not Very Helpful

During a shopping trip to a department store, I was looking…

One Stinky Promise

On the back of a septic-service company truck:…

Personal Problems

After being on the phone forever with a customer who had…

Small Print, Big Problems

During the mortgage closing on our summer house, my wife…

Speech Impediment

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare…

Airplane Confusion

My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed…

Unappetizing

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that…

Losing Things

I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in the mail. So…

Missing Number

While away on business, a colleague and I decided to catch…

Rolling Around

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair…

Smelly Situation

I called my local utility for help with a minor malfunction…

Temperature Issues

One afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of southern…

Weighting Around

A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and…